A documentary about a First Lady is really popular right now … and it’s not that one.

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‘Stranger Things’ runtimes have been revealed and they aren’t nearly as long as you thought

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The Golden Globes continues its long reign of chaos

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That asshole Greg Abbott has found a brand new way to embarrass Texans.

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Happy Safe Harbor Day! Have you decorated your Electoral College tree yet?

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I’m back. Which piece of bad news would you like to start with?

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We elected President Archie Bunker. It all makes sense now.

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Facebook is not, in fact, going to save you from spoilers and other disappointing news

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Let’s all scream into the void together about sportsball, the First Amendment and that shitnubbin of an accidental president of ours, shall we?

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Another ‘Bachelor’ relationship comes to a completely expected end, a nation mourns yawns

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