Prime Video is considering an ‘Apprentice’ reboot with Dummy, Jr., to which I say: DO IT. I DARE YOU.

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Matt Gaetz is in a shitload of trouble and not even Former President Cheesestain will help him

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BREAKING: Tucker Carlson is a mouth-breathing white nationalist who doesn’t understand how America works

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We elected President Archie Bunker. It all makes sense now.

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