That thing where you forge bank statements to trick a princess into giving you a Royal Family-breaking interview

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I guess … I guess we just talk about TV stuff now?

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Last week was a hell of a year.

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We’re still waiting on President Dingus to accept reality.

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The biggest October surprise is that there isn’t one.

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All the BUZZZZZ on yesterday’s Vice Presidential debate. (I’m not sorry.)

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Aaron Sorkin fantasizes about a world in which the GOP has actual integrity, the poor dear.

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President Capone is now literally telling people to vote early and vote often.

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Mini-strokes? Who said anything about mini-strokes?

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Joe Exotic being the hero to get us through this crisis is entirely appropriate for the weirdest year in all of history.

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