Plug the impeachment machine back in, it’s time for another hearing!

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Judge rules that President Joffrey is not a king after all.

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In which I take a break from impeachment nonsense to remind myself I never finished recapping ‘Bachelor in Paradise.’ Whoops.

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Welcome to the impeachment, Ambassador Sondland! Now let’s burn some motherfuckers down!

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This post has everything: ‘Game of Thrones’ news, impeachment crap, Dummy Jr. being booed off a stage, Furkels, every Stefon appearance ever …

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In today’s Impeachment Corner: John Bolton’s a little tease, Mick Mulvaney is a little coward and Rudy Giuliani’s name is in everyone’s mouth

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Dummy Jr. went on ‘The View’ today and the audience very nearly tore him limb-from-limb. IT WAS AMAZING.

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Dear Nationals Fans: Thank you, sincerely, for your patriotic performance last night. Signed, an Astros fan

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‘TV Guide’ just called this series the best paranormal show of the decade. I’m going to need to see their math.

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You have officially survived 1,000 days of this shitshow, give yourself a round of applause.

But also, buckle your seat belt because it’s only getting worse.

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