UPDATE: President Loser still lost.

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President Alternative Facts lies his way through his last ever political debate

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So far, only one presidential candidate has agreed to the debates. Don’t blame him if they don’t happen.

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How many dead kids and teachers are an acceptable cost to reopening the schools? I want an exact number.

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“Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.”

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Look, nothing is going back to normal until 2021, SO WEAR A DAMN MASK.

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Welcome to Monday. I regret to inform you, everything remains terrible.

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Of all the things you could and should be outraged by — COVID-19, racism, Russia, treason — a ‘Princess Bride’ remake ain’t one of them.

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President Shitpost, angry at being fact-checked, has declared war on his favorite place to post shit.

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‘Empire’ has been renewed by Fox … but not so fast, Jussie Smollett

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