Tag: jon snow
Jon Snow’s not OK.
Jon Snow knows nothing about ‘Snow’ (or so he says).
I’m back! Y’all didn’t break anything while I was gone, right?
Do any of these people who are whining about corporate “wokeness” understand how capitalism works?
Lena Headey gets it: Cersei deserved better.
‘Game of Thrones’: Burn it all down.
Game of Thrones
“The Iron Throne”
May 19, 2019
BURNED CHILDREN! BIG DRAMATIC SPEECHES! JEWELRY TOSSING! LOOSE DOTHRAKI! BETRAYALS AND STABBINGS! DESTROYED THRONES! PISSED OFF DRAGONS! PISSED OFF EUNUCHS! QUESTIONABLE DECISION-MAKING! AND YES, GHOST! IT’S THE DEEPLY UNSATISFYING SERIES FINALE OF THE BEST SHOW OF THE DECADE!
‘Game of Thrones’: Hell’s Bells
Game of Thrones
“The Bells”
May 12, 2019
SCHEMING, BETRAYAL AND ATTEMPTED POISONINGS! REJECTIONS! ROMANTIC REUNIONS! THE LONG-AWAITED CLEAGANEBOWL! MAD QUEENS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! AND DID I MENTION DRACARYS!
‘Game of Thrones’: Taking up firearms
Game of Thrones
“Winterfell”
April 14, 2019
AND WE’RE BACK! This time with more awkward reunions! Dragon rides! Pirate on Queen sexytimes! Secret identities revealed! 20,000 Golden Company troops! Long-forgotten crossbows! Bran staring at things! Dothraki not prepared for this snow bullshit! Creepy symbols made of human arms! Child wights!
But no elephants.
