You’ll be relieved to know that Drogon did not eat Daenerys for Thanksgiving dinner

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‘Game of Thrones’: Burn it all down.

Game of Thrones
“The Iron Throne”
May 19, 2019

BURNED CHILDREN! BIG DRAMATIC SPEECHES! JEWELRY TOSSING! LOOSE DOTHRAKI! BETRAYALS AND STABBINGS! DESTROYED THRONES! PISSED OFF DRAGONS!  PISSED OFF EUNUCHS! QUESTIONABLE DECISION-MAKING! AND YES, GHOST! IT’S THE DEEPLY UNSATISFYING SERIES FINALE OF THE BEST SHOW OF THE DECADE!

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‘Game of Thrones’ fans raise money for a good cause in the name of Daenerys Targaryen because screw your ending.

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‘Game of Thrones’: Hell’s Bells

Game of Thrones
“The Bells”
May 12, 2019

SCHEMING, BETRAYAL AND ATTEMPTED POISONINGS! REJECTIONS! ROMANTIC REUNIONS! THE LONG-AWAITED CLEAGANEBOWL! MAD QUEENS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! AND DID I MENTION DRACARYS!

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UPDATED. WITH YELLING. ‘Game of Thrones’: Dracarys is coming.

Game of Thrones
“The Last of the Starks”
May 5, 2019

FUNERALS! PARTIES! NEW LORDSHIPS! ERRRYBODY GETTIN’ BIZZY! JON AND SANSA UNABLE TO KEEP SECRETS! TERRIBLE PET OWNERS! AND A LOT OF PROMISE OF DRACARYS COMING UP IN HERE! (But no commentary — yet. Commentary is coming.)

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Yes, Maisie Williams was old enough.

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‘Game of Thrones’: Taking up firearms

Game of Thrones
“Winterfell”
April 14, 2019

AND WE’RE BACK! This time with more awkward reunions! Dragon rides! Pirate on Queen sexytimes! Secret identities revealed! 20,000 Golden Company troops! Long-forgotten crossbows! Bran staring at things! Dothraki not prepared for this snow bullshit! Creepy symbols made of human arms! Child wights!

But no elephants.

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‘Game of Thrones’: Break the Wheel

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UPDATE on the UPDATE: THE ‘GAME OF THRONES’ TRAILER IS HERE OMG and I have a few thoughts. So let’s see if they’ll post this time.

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In which I way overthink this bit of ‘Game of Thrones’ insight that Peter Dinklage just gave us

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