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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

There really isn’t much TV news today, or this week. I think everyone is still reeling from Tuesday. I know I am.

Do not comment on a woman’s age unless it’s like this. Also, it’s remarkably accurate.

I mean, Martha talked some shit about her ex-husband in that Netflix documentary; it can’t be much of a surprise that he might respond. (Honestly, I assumed he must be dead based on the things she said.)

On the one hand, putting these two in a room together is dangerous, on the other hand, what do you expect from a show called House of Villains? They’re just delivering on the premise.

RUDE.

Renewals

Cancellations

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendar

  • Snoop’s Fatherhood: Cori and Wayne’s Story debuts on E! on December 5.

R.I.P.

Elwood Edwards, The voice of AOL’s “You’ve Got Mail” message

WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

Joan: Will Joan and Boisie make it to Spain? Series finale. 8 p.m., The CW

Investigation Alien: Reporter George Knapp travels the world to investigate reports of UFOs. Series premiere. Netflix

Speed: This movie is 30 years old and I need to go lie down again. 7 p.m., RetroPlex

SATURDAY

Saturday Night Live: Bill Burr & Mk.gee 10:30 p.m., NBC

Family Film and TV Awards: Amanda Kloots and Kevin Frazier host this awards ceremony that celebrates the best in family entertainment. 7 p.m., CBS

Goodfellas: If only for the scene with Marty Scorcese’s momma. 9 p.m., Showtime 2

SUNDAY

Yellowstone: Fall premiere. 7 p.m., Paramount Network

The Penguin: Season finale. 8 p.m., HBO

Saving Private Ryan: In honor of Veteran’s Day tomorrow. 7:10 p.m., Showtime Showcase West

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Shark Tank
(new)
20/20
CBS S.W.A.T.
(new)
Fire Country
(new)
Blue Bloods
(new)
CW Inside the NFL
(new)
Joan
(new)
Local
FOX Accused
(repeat)
College Football Local
NBC Happy’s Place
(new)
Lopez vs. Lopez
(new)
Dateline


SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC College Football
(live)
News/Local
CBS The 27th Annual Family Film And TV Awards
(new)
48 Hours 48 Hours News/Local
FOX College Football
(live)
News/Local
NBC College Football
(live)
News/
Local
Saturday Night Live
(Bill Burr & Mk.gee)


SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(new)
Mrs. Doubtfire
CBS NFL Football 60 Minutes Tracker
(new)
Yellowstone
The CW The Family Man News/Local
FOX Bob’s Burgers
(repeat)
Krapopolis
(repeat)
The Simpsons
(new)
Universal Basic Guys
(new)
Bob’s Burgers
(new)
Krapopolis
(new)
Local/News
NBC Sunday Night Football
(live)

You’ll be relieved to know that Drogon did not eat Daenerys for Thanksgiving dinner

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‘Game of Thrones’: Burn it all down.

Game of Thrones
“The Iron Throne”
May 19, 2019

BURNED CHILDREN! BIG DRAMATIC SPEECHES! JEWELRY TOSSING! LOOSE DOTHRAKI! BETRAYALS AND STABBINGS! DESTROYED THRONES! PISSED OFF DRAGONS!  PISSED OFF EUNUCHS! QUESTIONABLE DECISION-MAKING! AND YES, GHOST! IT’S THE DEEPLY UNSATISFYING SERIES FINALE OF THE BEST SHOW OF THE DECADE!

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‘Game of Thrones’ fans raise money for a good cause in the name of Daenerys Targaryen because screw your ending.

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‘Game of Thrones’: Hell’s Bells

Game of Thrones
“The Bells”
May 12, 2019

SCHEMING, BETRAYAL AND ATTEMPTED POISONINGS! REJECTIONS! ROMANTIC REUNIONS! THE LONG-AWAITED CLEAGANEBOWL! MAD QUEENS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! AND DID I MENTION DRACARYS!

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UPDATED. WITH YELLING. ‘Game of Thrones’: Dracarys is coming.

Game of Thrones
“The Last of the Starks”
May 5, 2019

FUNERALS! PARTIES! NEW LORDSHIPS! ERRRYBODY GETTIN’ BIZZY! JON AND SANSA UNABLE TO KEEP SECRETS! TERRIBLE PET OWNERS! AND A LOT OF PROMISE OF DRACARYS COMING UP IN HERE! (But no commentary — yet. Commentary is coming.)

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Yes, Maisie Williams was old enough.

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‘Game of Thrones’: Taking up firearms

Game of Thrones
“Winterfell”
April 14, 2019

AND WE’RE BACK! This time with more awkward reunions! Dragon rides! Pirate on Queen sexytimes! Secret identities revealed! 20,000 Golden Company troops! Long-forgotten crossbows! Bran staring at things! Dothraki not prepared for this snow bullshit! Creepy symbols made of human arms! Child wights!

But no elephants.

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‘Game of Thrones’: Break the Wheel

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UPDATE on the UPDATE: THE ‘GAME OF THRONES’ TRAILER IS HERE OMG and I have a few thoughts. So let’s see if they’ll post this time.

YOU GUYS. I wrote a whole post about this trailer an hour ago, then left my house for a while and when I came back, I discovered that NOTHING I HAD WRITTEN WAS ON THE ACTUAL POST. Continue reading “UPDATE on the UPDATE: THE ‘GAME OF THRONES’ TRAILER IS HERE OMG and I have a few thoughts. So let’s see if they’ll post this time.”