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‘Game of Thrones’: Hell’s Bells
Game of Thrones
“The Bells”
May 12, 2019
SCHEMING, BETRAYAL AND ATTEMPTED POISONINGS! REJECTIONS! ROMANTIC REUNIONS! THE LONG-AWAITED CLEAGANEBOWL! MAD QUEENS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! DRACARYS! AND DID I MENTION DRACARYS!
‘Game of Thrones’: Taking up firearms
Game of Thrones
“Winterfell”
April 14, 2019
AND WE’RE BACK! This time with more awkward reunions! Dragon rides! Pirate on Queen sexytimes! Secret identities revealed! 20,000 Golden Company troops! Long-forgotten crossbows! Bran staring at things! Dothraki not prepared for this snow bullshit! Creepy symbols made of human arms! Child wights!
But no elephants.
UPDATE on the UPDATE: THE ‘GAME OF THRONES’ TRAILER IS HERE OMG and I have a few thoughts. So let’s see if they’ll post this time.
YOU GUYS. I wrote a whole post about this trailer an hour ago, then left my house for a while and when I came back, I discovered that NOTHING I HAD WRITTEN WAS ON THE ACTUAL POST. Continue reading “UPDATE on the UPDATE: THE ‘GAME OF THRONES’ TRAILER IS HERE OMG and I have a few thoughts. So let’s see if they’ll post this time.”
I really was done with this whole Jemele Hill story, but then the White House went and opened their dumb mouths
‘Game of Thrones’: The ties that bind
“Game of Thrones
“The Dragon and the Wolf”
August 27, 2017
Complicated family reunions! Secret weddings! Surprise assassinations! Wight shows! Sibling break-ups! Ice dragons! Aunt on nephew sexytimes! The Wall FINALLY coming down! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
‘Game of Thrones’: How to tame your dragon.
“Game of Thrones
“Eastwatch”
August 13, 2017
Daenerys teaches some Tarlys a lesson in manners; Littlefinger plays the sibling rivalry card; Tyrion comes up with a hare-brained scheme; Gendry is finally done with rowing, only to have to take a few more boat rides; Jon makes a new dragon friend; and Gilly reveals the biggest most hugest non-secret of the show, but no one listens to Gilly. ~womp-womp~
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‘Game of Thrones’: The troops, the troops, the troops are on fire. We don’t need no water, let the motherfuckers burn. Burn, motherfuckers! Burn!
“Game of Thrones
“The Spoils of War”
August 6, 2017
DRACARYS, MOFOS!
‘Game of Thrones’: Poison is a woman’s weapon
Game of Thrones
“The Queen’s Justice”
July 30, 2017
In this very chatty episode, Jon and Daenerys finally meet and build up a lot of sexual tension and NEED TO JUST KISS ALREADY; Bran comes home and like every teenager that spends some time away from his family for the first time, thinks he knows everything; Sea Pacey becomes our new favorite character; everyone just flies around the entire continent like they’ve got Elon Musk’s hyperloop installed on Westeros and the writers failed to mention it to us; and The Queen of Thorns is given the greatest death scene that officially ends all death scenes. There should be no more death scenes for anyone ever. EAT IT, BITCHES.
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‘Game of Thrones’: Remember who you are.
Game of Thrones
“Stormborn”
July 23, 2017
I would do a clever little intro here, but THERE’S NO TIME. LET’S GO.