“I will say I wanted a better death.”
In the penultimate episode, Cersei was crushed by falling masonry along with her brother-lover Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau). It was an underwhelming end, to put it politely.
“Obviously you dream of your death,” she says. “You could go in any way on that show. So I was kind of gutted. But I just think they couldn’t have pleased everyone. No matter what they did, I think there was going to be some big comedown from the climb.”
AMEN, SISTER. I actually have a whole list of things that I wanted for Cersei:
- More time seeing her as a ruler. What is Cersei actually like as Queen? Is she cruel? Is she surprisingly competent? Do the people fear her or do they actually love her? Or some kind of combination therein?
- Doing something, anything, other than stand around staring out a goddamned window all day.
- More answers about her pregnancy. I assume she was really pregnant, but in the end, it didn’t actually matter. The only thing that plot point was used for was as a tool Tyrion tried to use against her. My point is if they were going to include it, they should have made it actually matter.
- A BETTER DEATH. And by “better,” I mean much more terrifying and horrible, not a comforting hug from her brother-lover. This bitch is a MASS MURDERER, and we’re going to allow her to die by having bricks fall on her head with the man who she loves? ABSOLUTELY NOT. She needed to be strangled to death by either Jaime or Arya, and I will never accept another answer.
I’M STILL ANGRY ABOUT THIS ONE, BENIOFF AND WEISS. I CAN SWALLOW A LOT OF THE BULLSHIT YOU PULLED IN THE LAST SEASON BUT NOT THIS.
Jon Snow, he gets it, and he’s sorry and thinks there is only one thing to be done with season 8:
I have a lot of problems with this gallery comparing Game of Thrones characters to Parks and Recreation characters, but my biggest one is how do you miss the Tammy 2/Cersei connection? Tammy 2 is to Ron as Cersei is to Jaime, OBVIOUSLY. Although Bran/Orin is brilliant.
So, I’ve been posting a lot about programming coming to something called Quibi, but honestly, I had no idea what Quibi was until now. Short answer: it’s a streaming platform designed to be watched on your phone; “Quibi” stands for “quick bites;” it will cost you $4.99 a month/ $7.99 month; it’s from Jeffrey Katzenberg; and Steven Spielberg, Antoine Fuqua, Catherine Hardwick, and Don Cheadle have all signed on to create content. Good luck, Quibi, you’re going to need it.
The Tick is really and officially dead and gone. The creator has not been able to find a new home for the series, alas.
If you are in Los Angeles this summer, you can go to a real-life Good Burger.
Some ABC stations, including KTRK here in Houston, posted a “digital birthday card” for President Trump that they encouraged viewers to sign, which, fine, whatever, but the card was designed by the Trump campaign and gathered the signers’ email addresses for future fundraising purposes. Cool cool cool.
NBCUniversal is building an expensive new studio in Albuquerque, New Mexico, no doubt thanks to tax breaks the state offers for film production. Just don’t pass any crazy-ass abortion bills, New Mexico …
Tiffany Haddish canceled a stand-up performance in Atlanta over the Georgia abortion bill.
- L.A.’s Finest has been renewed for a second season at Spectrum.
- Prank Encounters, a hidden-camera prank show hosted by Stranger Things‘ Gaten Matarazzo, is coming to Netflix.
- Industry, an eight-part series directed by Lena Dunham, has been ordered by HBO.
- David Tennant, Hayley Atwell, Youssef Kerkour, and Clare-Hope Ashitey will all guest star in the Netflix anthology series, Criminal.
- Jake McDorman and Joe Dempsie (GENDRY!) are joining The Right Stuff miniseries on Nat Geo.
- Glenda Jackson is going to star in Elizabeth is Missing for BBC.
- Abbey Lee, Jamie Chung, and Jordan Patrick Smith have joined the cast of Lovecraft Country on HBO.
- Tom Pelphrey, Jessica Frances Dukes, Joseph Sikora, and Felix Solis are all joining the cast of Ozark on Netflix.
- Drew Van Acker is joining DC Universe’s Titans.
- Derek Hough and Ciara are going to host the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade this year.
Mark Your Calendar
- Veronica Mars returns July 26 on Hulu.
- Descendants 3 will debut on Disney Channel on August 2.
- Conan without Borders will go to Ghana on September 17 on TBS.
- Supersize My Pool will debut on HGTV on July 6.
- Injustice with Nancy Grace will debut on Oxygen on July 13.
Gloria Vanderbilt, Socialite, designer, and mother of Anderson Cooper
Katy Textor, 60 Minutes producer
Franco Zeffirelli, Italian director
The Bachelorette: Hannah is having a confused in Latvia and that Luke asshole is still around. Somehow. 7 p.m., ABC
Grand Hotel: A new soapy upstairs-downstairs drama about a family-owned hotel in Miami. Series premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
The Missing: Baptiste: A spinoff of the dark crime drama The Missing. Following the operation on his brain tumor, Baptiste is asked to investigate the disappearance of a sex worker in Amsterdam. Series premiere. Netflix
Das Boot: The classic book gets the series treatment. Hulu
Penn & Teller: Fool Us: Season premiere. 7 p.m., The CW
Whose Line is it Anyway?: Season premiere. 8 p.m., The CW
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Keegan-Michael Key, Horatio Sanz, Perry Farrell
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Kevin Bacon, Cobie Smulders, Jordan Klepper, Jessica Burdeaux
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Dax Shepard, Preet Bharara, Lukas Nelson & Promise of the Real
- The Late Late Show with James Corden: Tom Hanks, Gillian Anderson, David Blaine, Team USA vs. Team UK Dodgeball with Michelle Obama
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Christina Applegate, Anthony Jeselnik, Rob Thomas
- The Daily Show: Christine Lagarde
- Watch What Happens Live: Hannah Ferrier, Anastasia Surmava
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|So You Think You Can Dance
|NBC||American Ninja Warrior