MONDAY
Grand Hotel: A new soapy upstairs-downstairs drama about a family-owned hotel in Miami. Series premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
The Missing: Baptiste: A spinoff of the dark crime drama The Missing. Following the operation to remove his brain tumor, Baptiste is asked to investigate the disappearance of a sex worker in Amsterdam. Series premiere. Netflix
Das Boot: The classic book gets the series treatment courtesy of the Germans. Series premiere. Hulu
Penn & Teller: Fool Us: Season premiere. 7 p.m., The CW
Whose Line is it Anyway?: Season premiere. 8 p.m., The CW
TUESDAY
Drunk History: Pour yourself a big glass of brown and tell me a story, you drunk. Season premiere. 9 p.m., Comedy Central
Wig: A documentary about the origins of Wigstock, and the drag culture it has since inspired. 9 p.m., HBO
The Lavender Scare: A look back at President Eisenhower’s administration’s decision to remove all homosexuals from government jobs in the 1950s. 8 p.m., PBS
Good Trouble: Alice tries to win Joey back in the season premiere. 7 p.m., Freeform
The Detour: The search is on for Delilah. Season premiere. 9:30 p.m., TBS
Adam DeVine: Best Time of Our Lives: The Workaholics star gets his own stand-up special. Netflix
WEDNESDAY
Yellowstone: A damaging article threatens to expose John in the season premiere. 9 p.m., Paramount
The Edge of Democracy: A documentary about the fall of two Brazilian presidencies. Netflix
Beats: Anthony Anderson stars as the unlikely mentor of a gifted hip-hop artist in this original film. Netflix
THURSDAY
Alternatino with Arturo Castro: Arturo Castro, who was so charming on Broad City, gets his own series, yay! Series premiere. 9:30 p.m., Comedy Central
The Wall: Two-hour season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC
Holey Moley: An hour-long miniature golf competition. No, I’m not making that up. Series premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
Family Food Fight: Four families compete in this cooking challenge, trying to impress a panel of celebrity judges. Series premiere. 8 p.m., ABC
Spin the Wheel: A new game show that combines trivia and a wheel of fortune. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
Reef Break: Poppy Montgomery stars in this drama as a former thief who is dragged into a kidnapping involving the daughter of her island’s most prominent resident. Series premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
FRIDAY
Mr. Iglesias: Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias landed his own sitcom in which he plays a high school teacher in an underperforming school. This is not made for me, but it doesn’t look like a bad entry in this particular genre. Series premiere. Netflix
Dark: Season two. Netflix
SATURDAY
Dog Day Afternoon: If you’ve never seen this classic, you should if only because it is yet more proof that John Cazale was one of our greatest actors. 7 p.m., TCM
The Evil Dead marathon: Who doesn’t need a little Sam Raimi every once in a while? 7 p.m., El Rey
Love Under the Rainbow: For a second I thought Hallmark had finally made a romantic LGBTQ movie and was going to air it for pride, but NOPE, Jodie Sweetin falls in love with Jack, the new architect in town. I don’t know what this has to do with rainbows. 10 p.m., Hallmark Channel
SUNDAY
Highwire Live in Times Square with Nik Wallenda: Nik and Lijana Wallenda will walk a tightrope over Times Square. OK. 7 p.m., ABC
The 2019 BET Awards: Regina Hall hosts. 7 p.m., BET
Reservoir Dogs: True story: the first time I saw this, it was in a completely empty theater. 7 p.m., Epix Drive-In
If you were in the “Reservoir Dogs” theater, it was indeed completely empty. Hahahahaha!