Anthony Scaramucci must be so grateful for Katie Zacharia

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Not even Taylor Swift can save Dakota Johnson’s ‘Saturday Night Live’

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Dakota Johnson & Turnstile
October 3, 2026

Look. Dakota Johnson is not for everyone. She has a very laconic, even terse delivery, and she’s not exactly known as a comic actor. She’s not wacky. And despite that, to their credit, Saturday Night Live managed to find a couple of places where her very wry personality worked well in this episode.

But for the most part, the episode was a disappointment for a couple of reasons. First, as noted, Dakota Johnson can be funny when the writing is in her wheelhouse (see this great “Please Don’t Destroy” bit from the last time she hosted): namely, when Johnson is being mean and dismissive. When they ask her to do an impersonation or play a character (I’m thinking specifically about the Game of Thrones spoof in this episode), she’s just not up to the task; she lacks goofiness.

But the disappointment in the episode doesn’t land entirely at Johnson’s feet — the writing just wasn’t there this week. The episode felt like a hodgepodge of sketches that any host could have been plugged into, bits that they didn’t have to worry a serious actor would mess up. But the sketches were also just weak, especially in the back half of the episode. Listen, it wasn’t as bad as last week, and Turnstile was a great musical act, but it is an episode no one is going to remember two months from now.

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Jalen Brunson fumbles (?) strikes out (?) as host of ‘Saturday Night Live’

Saturday Night Live
Jalen Brunson & Katseye
September 26, 2026

The thing is, it’s not Jalen Brunson’s fault. The man is a star; a great NBA player who gave his city a championship three decades in the making. And so I’m not in the least bit surprised that the cast and crew of Saturday Night Live wanted to meet him work with him — so much so that they pushed up the season premiere to accommodate his schedule.

But the bottom line is, Jalen Brunson is a professional athlete. And if you’re a professional athlete, unless your last name is “Manning,” you’re not going to be great at reading lines, doing comedy, or acting. That’s not part of your job description, and no one expects it to be! And yet, every couple of years, Saturday Night Live has a bout of amnesia and thinks, “Yeah, but what if [Famous Athlete] could act and/or be funny?” And here we are again.

You gave it a shot, Jalen. But maybe stick to the court.

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We lost the patron saint of America today; we lost our sparkle.

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Lots of people tuned in to watch the ladies of ‘The View’ pummel that weirdo J.D. Vance

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‘Widow’s Bay’ was renewed for season two! Let’s celebrate at The Salty Whale!

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Scott Pelley says Bari Weiss is “murdering” ’60 Minutes’ and he’s not wrong

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Tick tock, ’60 Minutes’

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‘The Late Show with Stephen Colbert’ goes dark tonight and late night will never be the same

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Will Ferrell closes out ‘Saturday Night Live’s’ 51st season

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Will Ferrell & Paul McCartney
May 16, 2026

Speculating about when Lorne Michaels will retire has become something of a national pastime. After all, Michaels is 81 years old, and has helmed Saturday Night Live for nearly all 51 of its years on air. So when it was announced that Will Ferrell, one of SNL‘s greatest performers, was hosting the final episode of this season with living legend Paul McCartney as musical guest, the speculation began a’speculating.

Having seen last night’s episode, count me amongst those who are skeptical of the retirement theory. Sure, Paul McCartney came out for an encore at the end of the episode, and performed “Coming Up,” which happened to be the very first song he ever performed on SNL, which was the fifth season finale, and Lorne Michaels’ last episode before he went on a five-year hiatus from the show. And there’s a lot to be read into that, I suppose.

But if I were Lorne, I’d be a little disappointed if last night’s was my final episode. It wasn’t terrible by any stretch, but considering how great Will Ferrell is and can be, and considering how strong the writing has been in the second half of this season, hopes were raised, and the episode just didn’t quite live up to them. Furthermore, while there is a universe in which Lorne does not announce his retirement and just quietly steps away because he doesn’t want all the fuss, I have a very hard time imagining that NBC wouldn’t want to celebrate his tenure in some way, much less not milk every last bit of a final season or even just a few final episodes. I think Lorne will be with the show for a bit longer, and when he finally does take his leave, there will be more former cast members than just Will Ferrell and Molly Shannon to see him out.

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