After a brief detente, a new battlefront has opened in the endless Britney/Justin war.

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

Bowen Yang was not happy about Nikki Haley making that appearance on SNL, and honestly: Team Yang. (He’s since removed the post, btw.) He has a history of being the moral conscience of the show since joining in 2019.

You know who is not mad at Taylor Swift becoming a part of the NFL universe? NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.

Here are all of the bets you can make about Taylor Swift and the Super Bowl. Somehow I doubt she’ll be announcing her pregnancy at the Big Game but stranger things have happened, I suppose.

Carl Weathers had filmed a Super Bowl commercial for FanDuel before his death. The sports betting site says they are adjusting the ad, but Weathers will still appear in it.

The Bachelor‘s Instagram page mixed up two Asian contestants. That’s not a great look, guys. Pull it together.

It’s an unofficial My Name is Earl reunion and oh my God we’re so old.

Prince Harry, being a good son, has traveled back to the U.K. to see his father following his cancer diagnosis, so of course that snake Megyn Kelly is accusing him of going to “stick the knife” in King Charles III when he’s ill. Honestly, there’s nothing Prince Harry could do in this situation that would make the people who hate him and his wife happy: had he stayed home — which I can’t even imagine him doing — they would have screamed about him not being sufficiently supportive at a time of crisis. It’s gross. 

Heal up quickly, Duff Goldman.

#MeToo

Just a week ago following his performance on Saturday Night Live, our girl Britney Spears offered an olive branch to Justin Timberlake, apologizing for writing about their relationship (and how he forced her to get an abortion) in her recent memoir, and praising his comedic talents.

And how did this little shithead respond?

Britney is not amused.

It should also be noted that Janet Jackson’s fans are ALSO furious with Justin Timberlake for this, as this happened the day before the 20th anniversary of the “wardrobe malfunction.” But considering a Page Six article claiming that Timberlake was “seething” that the Britney drama was overshadowing his big music comeback came out the same day this video was filmed makes me think he wasn’t thinking about Janet Jackson at all. Grow up, dude, you’re not the victim here.

Jonathan Majors’ sentencing in his domestic violence case has been postponed with a new date not scheduled yet.

Candace Bushnell, the creator of Sex and the City, will not be receiving any royalties from the licensing of the series to Netflix because, and I quote: “All of these men who are in charge of things, they just keep moving these cards around to make money because every time they move the cards around somebody’s skimming,” she says. “The way men do business is a Ponzi scheme.” FAIR.

The Atlantic has suspended longtime contributor Yascha Mounk after writer Celeste Marcus alleged he raped her in 2021. He has denied the allegations. 

Vince McMahon is now being investigated by the feds. GOOD.

The toxic Star Wars nerds gave Daisy Ridley ulcers. This is the least surprising thing I’ve read all week.

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Mark Your Calendars

Apple TV+ released a preview of 2024 releases:

The following are all Apple TV+ premiere dates:

  • The New Look premieres on February 14.
  • The Dynasty: New England Patriot on February 16.
  • Snoopy Presents: Welcome Home, Franklin on February 16.
  • Constellation on February 21.
  • Messi’s World Cup: The Rise of a Legend on February 21.
  • The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin on March 1.
  • The Reluctant Traveler With Eugene Levy returns on March 2.
  • Manhunt on March 15.
  • Palm Royale on March 20.
  • Fraggle Rock: Back to the Rock returns on March 29.
  • Loot returns on April 3.
  • Sugar on April 5.
  • Girls State on April 5.
  • Franklin on April 12.
  • The Big Door Prize returns on April 24.
  • Acapulco returns on May 1.
  • Dark Matter on May 8.
  • Trying returns on May 22.
  • Presumed Innocent on June 14.
  • Land of Women in Summer 2024.

 

  • Last Week Tonight returns on HBO on February 18.
  • All of Us Strangers will premiere on Hulu on February 22.
  • Somebody Feed Phil returns on Netflix on March 1.
  • Vanderpump Villa debuts on Hulu this spring.
  • Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All debuts on Netflix on February 13.
  • A Brief History of The Future will premiere on PBS on April 3.
  • My 600-lb Life returns on TLC on April 24.
  • I Am Kevin Harvick debuts on Fox Sports on February 15.
  • The Parades debuts on Netflix on February 29.
  • Murder Mubarak will premiere on Netflix on March 15.

R.I.P.

Toby Keith, Country music star. And I’m not going to speak ill of the dead, but I will say I hope Natalie Maines and The Chicks are having a very nice day.

WATCH THIS

La Brea: The first of a two-part finale that I am certain will answer all of our questions and give a satisfying conclusion to this well-written series.  8 p.m., NBC

#Cybersleuths: The Idaho Murders: A look at a group of amateur sleuths who tried to solve the Idaho student murders. Series premiere. Paramount+

Independent Lens: Sister Una Lived a Good Death: Following a cancer diagnosis, a witty nun plans her own funeral during her last nine months of life.  9 p.m., PBS

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Tracee Ellis Ross, Rod Stewart, Jools Holland
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: Molly Ringwald, Nana Kwame Adjei-Brenyah, Dan Peters
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Joy-Ann Reid, A’ja Wilson
  • After Midnight: Sherry Cola, Jon Gabrus, Megan Gailey
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Ewan McGregor, Clara McGregor, Gina Rodriguez, Ziggy Marley
  • Watch What Happens Live: Scheana Shay, Ryan Serhant

TUES. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Celebrity Wheel of Fortune
(return)		 Will Trent
(return)		 The Rookie
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CBS FBI
(repeat)		 FBI: International
(repeat)		 FBI: Most Wanted
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CW Inside the NFL
(new)		 Whose Line Is It Anyway?
(new)		 Whose Line Is It Anyway?
(repeat)		 Local
FOX Name That Tune
(new)		 The Floor
(new)		 News/Local
NBC Night Court
(new)		 Extended Family
(new)		 La Brea
(new)		 Quantum Leap
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