It’s over, fucko. And Pelosi is coming for you.

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R.I.P., Movie theaters. You’ll be missed. (I suppose.)

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‘Selena: The Series,’ ‘Mariah Carey’s Magical Christmas Special,’ ‘Shameless’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week

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Carole Baskin just won Joe Exotic’s zoo, and he compared this loss to the Black Lives Matter protests because 2020 is completely broken.

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Of course he mocked the National Anthem. Of course he did.

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Y’all. We need to talk about the Cthulhuian nightmare that is Dr. Phil’s house.

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‘The Golden Globes,’ ‘Dracula,’ tributes to ‘Jeopardy’ and ‘Law & Order: SVU’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week

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Fox News is eating itself as impeachment looms. You love to see it.

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All of the season premieres and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week.

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These women recreated Homer Simpson’s New Orleans food binge, and now I have two new heroes.

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