‘Game of Thrones’ became less talky as it went along. Make of that what you will.

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Here is the new ‘Gay of Thrones’ to tide you over until the next recap

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The stupidest awards ceremony announced their nominees today and I have PLENTY of things to scream about them.

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Let’s spend Halloween looking at costumes and leave the really scary stuff — politics — until tomorrow

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Have you watched ‘The Haunting of Hill House’ yet? Great! Let’s talk about it. No? Go watch ‘The Haunting of Hill House.’

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I’m going to laugh at this story about the Real Housewives of New York being trapped on a cruise from hell because if I focus on real news, I’ll become stabby

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Natalie Portman hosts a roller coaster of a ‘Saturday Night Live’

Saturday Night Live
Natalie Portman & Dua Lipa
February 4, 2018

Natalie Portman returned to host Saturday Night Live for the first time since 2006, and she was given exactly two very good sketches, a bunch of mediocre crap, and one sketch that was so bad, I think there is a chance it might have been intended as a meta joke on bad sketches. That or it literally needs to be hung up in the Worst Sketches of All Time hall of fame because oh my God it was that bad.

So bad.

Just … terrible.

Like, did they have a bunch of fourth graders visit the studio and then did they invite them to write a sketch and then they felt like they had to perform it because they didn’t want to disappoint a bunch of little kids?

Is one of the lesser writers dying of cancer and this was his dying wish, to have this sketch performed?

Were there terrorists in the building, holding a gun to Lorne Michaels’ head and forcing the show to do this sketch?

Is Saturday Night Live being used as a vehicle to disseminate secret messages to our spies abroad and this sketch was an important code to ensure global security?

Or did the writers think the sketch was so stupid as to come back around to being funny?

Because if so, they were sorely mistaken. Woof. Continue reading “Natalie Portman hosts a roller coaster of a ‘Saturday Night Live’”

A crazy person threatened to gun down “Fake News” CNN employees. I am so surprised. This is my surprised face.

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And now it’s Charlie Rose and John Conyers.

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