Love is dead: ‘The Golden Bachelor’ is officially 0-3.

by Therese Odell, posted in watch this


Now everyone has anxiety.

Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

LOVE IS DEAD. I’m beginning to think finding love on a reality TV show when the couple is in their “golden years,” live across the country from each other, and have family and other obligations, isn’t realistic, you guys. Still, I have to admit, Joan and Chock lasted longer than I expected.

Fox Corp. has officially acquired Roku. It wasn’t supposed to close until next year, but methinks someone in the DOJ signed off on it real quick when the Tuesday results started rolling in.

Clearly, someone on Martha Stewart’s public relations team threatened to MURDER HER if she didn’t immediately go on The Today Show, apologize for her tasteless Halloween costume, and apologize to Craig Melvin TO HIS FACE for blaming him for her bad decisions. lol

Emily Gilmore is writing a novel that is supposed to be The Golden Girls meets Sex and the City, if you’re interested.

Jesse Watters says the quiet part out loud.

You’ll have to pardon me; I’m still reveling in Tuesday’s bluenami. 

The Bush Twins know the White House is haunted (and not just currently by a bloated turd with bad taste).

RIP Salon.com.

Renewals

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendar

  • Oobah: Scams for a Better Tomorrow will debut on HBO on November 22.
  • Get Huge: Looksmaxxing to Death will premiere on Hulu on November 10.
  • The Hotline will debut on HBO on November 18.
  • Style Wars debuts on Hulu on November 11.

R.I.P.

Helene Hahn Lloyd, Founding executive at DreamWorks and former Disney executive

WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

Fire Country/Sheriff Country crossover: A dangerous prison escape turns into a hostage situation in this two-hour crossover event. 7 p.m., CBS

It Gets Worse: It’s another raunchy 20-something comedy about three friends who need to get their lives together. Paramount+

Awkafina: The Unlikely Cook: Comedian Awkwafina embarks on a cross-country expedition to learn how to cook so as to revive her family’s Chinese restaurant. Series premiere. Apple TV

SATURDAY

Saturday Night Live: Druski & The Strokes. 10:30 p.m., NBC

A Clockwork Orange: Stanley Kubrick’s disturbing dystopian nightmare is more relevant than ever. 8:06 p.m., Cinemax

Die Hard marathon: The Christmas movie season has begun, after all. 3 p.m., Syfy

SUNDAY

The Institute: Stephen King is having a moment (but then, when isn’t he?). Season two premiere. MGM+

Love Is Blind Reunion: I’m hoping Michaela and the Beekeeper show up together. IYKYK. Netflix

Cupertino: Michael and Olivia race to get a woman back on the transplant list in an episode airing at a special night and time, followed by two previously aired episodes. 7 p.m., CBS

Late Night:

  • The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Sarah Paulson, Caitlin Clark, Dinner Party
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: Kim Kardashian, John Malkovich, Jeff Hiller

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Celebrity Wheel of Fortune
(new)		 20/20
CBS Sheriff Country
(new)		 Fire Country
(new)		 Boston Blue
(new)
CW Penn & Teller: Fool Us
(repeat)		 Totally Funny Animals
(new)		 News/Local
FOX College Football
(live)		 Local
NBC Happy’s Place
(new)		 Newlyweds
(new)		 Dateline

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SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC College Football
(live)		 News/Local
CBS College Football
(live)		 News/Local
FOX College Football
(live)		 News/Local
NBC College Football
(live)		 Saturday Night Live
(Druski & The Strokes)

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SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(new)		 Beauty and the Beast
CBS 60 Minutes Cupertino
(new)		 Cupertino
(repeat)		 Cupertino
(repeat)
The CW PBR Camping World Team Series
(new)		 College Basketball
(live)
FOX NFL Football
(live)		 Animal Control
(new)		 The Simpsons
(new)		 Universal Basic Guys
(new)		 Grimsburg
(new)		 Local/News
NBC Sunday Night Football
(live)

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