It Was, In Fact, The Most Dramatic Elimination In Bachelor History.

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My wish for you is that you have someone in your life who will throw a bobcat for you.

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UH-OH: It’s officially Impeachment O’Clock, motherfuckers!

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Our moronic president wants Congress to investigate the Obamas for their Netflix deal because President All the Best Deals doesn’t know how deals work? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I’m really fucking angry.

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Tina Fey eating cake, yelling at chinless turd Nazis and calling Paul Ryan a pussy has been my internal monologue for the past week

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Let’s start the week by reliving Anderson Cooper telling Jeffrey Lord that Lord would defend Trump if Trump took a dump on his desk

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