Oh NO, they’re manifesting a ‘Manifest’ spinoff, y’all

GIVE MOLE’S TEDDY BEAR BACK TO HIM. IMMEDIATELY.

@kylethomas

More behavioural enrichment for Molé the two-toed sloth! 🦥❤️ as you can see, working with animals isn’t ALWAYS so smooth 😂 #wildlife #rehab #rescue

♬ original sound – kyle thomas 🦸🏻‍♂️

Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHEN I SAID BRING EVIL BACK, I WAS SPEAKING ABOUT A SPECIFIC SHOW, NOT THE CONCEPT OF EVIL. ~deep cleansing breath~ OK, but if you ARE going to go through with this terrible idea, can it be about the CGI wolf? PLEASE?

George R.R. Martin is out here vaguebooking about House of the Dragon and “everything that has gone wrong” with it and how he’ll spill the beans at a later date but he needs to QUIT STIRRING THE POT AND FINISH THE BOOK. GEORGE.

Hey, TV writers, showrunners, and networks: please include more storylines that involve medically sound depictions of abortion.

Fisher Stevens is a good director, but for him to not realize that David Beckham sticking his head in to admonish Victoria Beckham when she tried to claim she was from a working-class background was ART and to actually be mad at David Beckham for doing so is disappointing.

LOL, the Scientologists kicked John Stamos out of their acting classes for fucking around with the E-meters.

Genuinely, how has this not happened before now?

Congratulations to Justin Theroux and Nicole Brydon Bloom!

Congratulations to Yolanda Hadid and Joseph Jingoli!

Oh no, love is dead.

As Pajiba put it, things are about to get real weird in the Kansas City Chief’s VIP suite.

They’re doing a heckuva job wooing the female vote:

Add Jack Black White to the list.  And allow me to second what he said about Arlington and military families.

Renewals

Casting News

Mark Your Calendar

  • Yellowstone will return on Paramount Network on November 10.
  • AI and the Future of Us: An Oprah Winfrey Special will air on ABC on September 12 and Hulu on September 13.
  • Chestnut vs. Kobayashi: Unfinished Beef streams live on Netflix on September 2.
  • ¡Casa Bonita Mi Amor! will debut on Paramount+ later this fall.
  • Beyond Goodbye premieres on Netflix on November 14.

R.I.P.

Betty A. Bridges, Actress who appeared in Good Times and other series, and the mother of actor Todd Bridges

Johnny Gaudreau, NHL player

WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

The Watchers: A young artist finds herself trapped in the Irish woods with a group of strangers being hunted by mysterious creatures at night. Premiere. Max

The Fall Guy: Ryan Gosling reprises the iconic Lee Majors role in this action comedy.  Peacock

The Deliverance: Lee Daniels explores this true story of demonic possession in Gary, Indiana. Premiere.  Netflix

2024 Paris Paralympics: A reminder that the Olympics are not over! They begin on the 28th, and you can watch over on Peacock, but the NBC coverage begins here.  8 p.m., NBC

SATURDAY

John Hughes marathon: The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, and Sixteen Candles all in a row so you can really marvel at how poorly some of these beloved films have aged, especially in the era of #MeToo. 4:45 p.m., AMC

Rush Hour marathon: All three Rush Hours ahead of the anticipated fourth film.  11:30 p.m., BET

The Sixth Sense: A fact I read recently: while they were filming this, they made no effort to prevent spoilers from leaking out into the public because … they didn’t need to. How things have changed. 5:07 p.m., HBO

SUNDAY

The Great North: Judy investigates the mysterious figure who has been buying her art in the season premiere. 8:30 p.m., Fox

Lady Bird: Now that you’ve seen Barbie, go watch Greta Gerwig’s brilliant and insightful examination of mother/daughter relationships. This one cuts to the quick. 6:44 p.m., HBO Zone

Don’t Worry Darling: And with all the drama going on with It Ends With Us, remember the film that created behind-the-scenes noise back in 2022. 7 p.m., Showtime 2

The Chosen: Season premiere. 7 p.m., The CW

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Jeopardy! Masters
(repeat)
20/20
CBS Let’s Make a Deal
(new)
Lingo
(new)
Blue Bloods
(repeat)
CW The Conners
(repeat)
The Conners
(repeat)
Inside the NFL
(new)
Local
FOX Friday Night Smackdown Local
NBC America’s Got Talent
(repeat)
2024 Paris Paralympics


SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC College Football
(live)
News/Local
CBS College Football
(live)
News/Local
FOX MLB Baseball
(live)
News/Local
NBC College Football
(live)
News/
Local
Saturday Night Live
(repeat)


SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(repeat)
College Football
(live)
CBS 60 Minutes Tulsa King
(new)
Big Brother
(new)
Tracker
(repeat)
The CW Totally Funny Kids
(repeat)
Totally Funny Animals
(repeat)
The Chosen
(new)
The Conners
(new)
Local
FOX Masterchef
(repeat)
The Simpsons
(repeat)
Bob’s Burgers
(repeat)
Family Guy
(repeat)
The Great North
(new)
Local/News
NBC 2024 Paris Paralympics
(new)
American Ninja Warrior
(repeat)

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