Tag: carly waddell
I’m really fucking angry.
‘Marvel’s Inhumans’ was introduced to critics this weekend and it sounds like it was a glorious shitshow.
‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Sweatily ever after
Bachelor in Paradise
September 5, 2016
Finally, amigos. Finally. It’s time to fumigate the Palapa de Rejection for Zika and social diseases, and so our rejects must pair up and vete. And not a moment too soon for my liver and my sense of dignity.
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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Please do not take romantic advice from murder parrots.
Bachelor in Paradise
August 15, 2016
Last we left him, Boner had been unceremoniously dumped by Carly. Driven to insanity desperation, he drafted a fake date card for himself and Token Single Mom, who up to this point had been attached to Josh by the tonsils following their date. This is not a plan! This is madness! Continue reading “‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Please do not take romantic advice from murder parrots.”
‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Single white dummies
Bachelor in Paradise
August 8, 2016
Bachelor in Paradise ended its first episode with a big cliffhanger: would “Hurricane Chad” just take his lunch meats and go, or would he attack the robe-wearing, mimosa-drinking Chris Harrison on his way out? DRAMA!
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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Hello darkness, my old friend
