‘The Bachelor’: Not with a bang, but a whimper

The Bachelor
March 12, 2019

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Enough is enough

Bachelor in Paradise
September 11, 2017

BUST OUT THE TEQUILA SHOTS, ALL-4-WELLS, AND HAND ME THAT OVERSIZED SOMBRERO, IT’S THE SEASON FINALE OF THIS CLUSTERFUCK OF A SEASON, AND WE ALL GET TO GO HOME NOW! ¡AYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI!

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Sweatily ever after

Bachelor in Paradise
September 5, 2016

Finally, amigos. Finally. It’s time to fumigate the Palapa de Rejection for Zika and social diseases, and so our rejects must pair up and vete. And not a moment too soon for my liver and my sense of dignity.

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‘American Horror Story: Freak Show:’ Happy endings

American Horror Story: Freak Show
“Curtain Call”
January 22, 2015

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