‘The Golden Bachelor’ finale: A whole lot of nothing

The Golden Bachelor
November 12, 2025

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‘The Bachelorette’: “Do I have a choice?”

The Bachelorette
September 3, 2024

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‘The Bachelor’ meets its match: a woman who refuses to be dumped

The Bachelor
March 25, 2024

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‘The Bachelor’: The cruelty was always the point.

The Bachelor
March 27, 2023

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‘The Bachelorette’: Throwing it all into the angry sea.

The Bachelorette
December 21, 2021

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‘The Bachelor’: A season that tried SO HARD to not be about race ultimately becomes entirely about race.

The Bachelor
March 15, 2021

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‘The Bachelor’: Not with a bang, but a whimper

The Bachelor
March 12, 2019

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‘Manifest’: Expiration dates

Manifest
“Estimated Time of Departure”
February 18, 2019

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Lost

Bachelor in Paradise
September 11, 2018

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Enough is enough

Bachelor in Paradise
September 11, 2017

BUST OUT THE TEQUILA SHOTS, ALL-4-WELLS, AND HAND ME THAT OVERSIZED SOMBRERO, IT’S THE SEASON FINALE OF THIS CLUSTERFUCK OF A SEASON, AND WE ALL GET TO GO HOME NOW! ¡AYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI!

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