‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Enough is enough

Bachelor in Paradise
September 11, 2017

BUST OUT THE TEQUILA SHOTS, ALL-4-WELLS, AND HAND ME THAT OVERSIZED SOMBRERO, IT’S THE SEASON FINALE OF THIS CLUSTERFUCK OF A SEASON, AND WE ALL GET TO GO HOME NOW! ¡AYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI!

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Welcome to Paradise, now GTFO.

Bachelor in Paradise
August 14 & 15, 2017

As you and the entire world knows, after two days of filming this summer, production on Bachelor in Paradise abruptly and dramatically shut down and all of the contestants were flown home. Something mysterious — and still not thoroughly explained — happened between contestants DeMario Jackson and Corinne Olympios, alarming producers and instigating a two-week investigation. From what I gather, the gist of it was Corinne, hopped up on champagne and pills, initiated something in the pool with DeMario and some of the producers were worried it wasn’t consensual. However, the lawyers decided it was, and two weeks later, everyone but Corinne and DeMario returned to Paradise to drink fruity drinks and rub their bits and pieces together. Crisis averted!

Except not, because they still had to say something about it on the show.

So how’d they do?

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It’s that part of the summer where there isn’t much TV news, so we spend way too much time talking about ‘American Horror Story.’

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President Darkest Timeline just threatened the press again in the latest twist in our current Constitutional crisis

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