President Clotty finally takes a position everyone can agree with: Bill Maher is the worst

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

A tribute to the old CW on the advent of its 20th anniversary. And big props to Pajiba for giving Reaper and Hart of Dixie some love; those two shows didn’t get nearly enough attention when they were on the air.

The Paley Center will give Greg Berlanti, the man who almost single-handedly made The CW what it was, their Honors Award.

Well, Chris Harrison, I think the difference between your new dating show and “the 50, 60, 70 other relationship dating shows” out there is that you didn’t host those other shows and they didn’t use rose and mansion imagery or the words “The Bachelor” in their promos. So, no, I don’t think it’s personal; I think you and your show are capitalizing on your relationship with The Bachelor, and Warner Bros. doesn’t think that’s cool.

So, Bill Maher and Stephen A. Smith sold themselves out for a dinner with President Grifter, and everyone was like, “ew, why’d you do that?” and these guys were like, “have you met us?” So then Bill Maher went on his show and made a few jokes at President Tiny Hands’ expense, and President Lumpy lost his damn mind. President Sundowner (or someone) went on Truth Social and wrote a 1,300-word essay on how much Bill Maher sucks. And you know what? FAIR ENOUGH.

You know what? Please make Nicki Minaj the White House Press Secretary. Why not? I mean, aside from President Lech not being able to not be gross about her.

That’s great, but what’s with the hat?

If you’ve ever wondered how much the Real Housewives spend on glam during a season, wonder no longer.

Andy and Bethenny are still fighting.

Alright, Blumhouse, this promo for The Rainmaker is pretty good.

Sylvester Stallone knows that his daughter being on Tulsa King is pure nepotism, and he’s fine with it.

The woman who lied about The Bachelor‘s Clayton Echard knocking her up is going to jail for a month.

Take care of yourself, Ric Flair!

Love is … gross.

Hey, have you voted early yet?  You have until Friday! 

Renewals

  • Coven Academy has been renewed for a second season on Freeform, Hulu and Disney+.

In Development

Casting News

  • David Zayas will co-star in the untitled Apple TV thriller with Dakota Fanning.
  • Jimmy Smits will guest star on St. Denis Medical on NBC.
  • Stephanie March is returning to Law & Order: SVU on NBC.
  • Leslie Bibb will star in Upgraded 2 at Amazon MGM.
  • Here’s your cast for the Chris Harrison rip-off of The Bachelor, The Vow.

Mark Your Calendar

  • New State of Mind will premiere on AspireTV+ on January 7.
  • Terrell & T.O. will premiere on Prime Video on November 5.
  • I Am Helen will debut on Channel 4 soon.

R.I.P.

Eric Bauza, Emmy-winning voice actor who voiced Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, and many other Looney Tunes characters, including most of the voices in Coyote vs. Acme

Walter Koenig, The original Ensign Pavel Chekov on Star Trek

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Anika Rashaun, Cast member of Real World Seattle: Bad Blood and The Challenge

Peggy King, TV and recording star of the 1950s, who was a regular on The George Gobel Show, and co-hosted the Emmys in 1958

Ken Atchity, Producer, literary manager, professor, and author

Marysa Maslansky, Agent to many famous photographers

Meredith Lamb, Mother of High Potential actor Matthew Lamb

WATCH THIS

World Series: Game 3: Brewers at Rays. 7 p.m., Fox

The Mob: Hulu’s rip-off version of The Traitors, with Parker Posey hosting and a full mafia theme. Series premiere. Hulu

Minimum Wage: A group of teens struggles to run a failing pizza joint in this new comedy starring SNL’s breakout star, Grace Reiter, and Randall Park. Series premiere. Netflix

The Daily Show Presents: Jordan Klepper Fingers the Pulse: Red Flags: Jordan Klepper hits the campaign trail ahead of the midterms. HEY, HAVE YOU VOTED YET? Comedy Central

Sinners: Ryan Coogler’s vampire film is already a modern classic. 9:38 p.m., HBO Movies

Late Night:

  • The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Billy Crystal, Joe Keery, St. Vincent
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: Liev Schreiber, Morgan Spector
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Dave Grohl, Connie Britton, Foo Fighters, Nayanna Holley
  • The Daily Show: Matthew Cole, host Jon Stewart
  • Watch What Happens Live: WWHL at Bravo Fan Fest: Charmers & Captains

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