The saga of Chris Cuomo, Fredo, Sean Hannity, Donald Goddamned Trump, the N-word and how we all, together, became a little bit stupider.

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: He’s just not that into you

Bachelor in Paradise
September 3, 2018

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Let’s look at some Comic-Con cosplay and then put this year’s nerdfest to bed.

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Annnnnnnnnnd we’re back, now with 100% more Nathan Fillion

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Things fall apart

Bachelor in Paradise
August 29, 2016

Before we get started on this recap that felt like it took me 96 hours to write, because maybe it did, I passed out somewhere in the middle and I can’t be entirely sure, we have to address the big news out of infuriatingly-so-called “Bachelor Nation” this week: Nick Viall is going to be the Bachelor for next season: The Bachelor: Some Folks Never Learn. Continue reading “‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Things fall apart”

‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Surprise, bitch

Bachelor in Paradise
August 22, 2016

We begin this episode as we have begun most episodes over the past two seasons: with Khaste Kardashian making Cousin Max miserable, sobbing and keening that SHE LOOOOOOVES HIM, WHY DOESN’T HE LOOOOOOOVE HER, SHE KNOWS THAT HE DOES, DEEP DOWN HE LOOOOOOVES HER TOO, JUST SAY IT. SAY IT. Continue reading “‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Surprise, bitch”

‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Please do not take romantic advice from murder parrots.

Bachelor in Paradise
August 15, 2016

Last we left him, Boner had been unceremoniously dumped by Carly. Driven to insanity desperation, he drafted a fake date card for himself and Token Single Mom, who up to this point had been attached to Josh by the tonsils following their date. This is not a plan! This is madness! Continue reading “‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Please do not take romantic advice from murder parrots.”

‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Tantric NOga

Bachelor in Paradise
August 3, 2015

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Sister Act

Bachelor in Paradise
August 2, 2015

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