‘The Real Housewives of New York’: Invitation indignation

The Real Housewives of New York
“Wishful Invitation”
May 10, 2017
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‘The Real Housewives of New York:’ The wicked witch of the East Hampstons

The Real Housewives of New York
“A New Low”
April 19, 2017

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‘The Real Housewives of New York’: Everything you ever wanted to know about Tinsley Mortimer and then some

The Real Housewives of New York
“It Girl, Interrupted”
April 12, 2017

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‘The Real Housewives of New York City’: Run the Jules

The Real Housewives of New York
Reunion, Part 2
September 7, 2016

We begin the second half of the reunion with an update on Bethenny’s health: the surgery she should have gotten in the first place went well and she’s perfectly great you guys, no more gushing blood from her lady parts and passing out in Bed Bath and Beyonds, it’s all good.  Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New York City’: Run the Jules”

‘The Real Housewives of New York City’: Pandora’s piñata

The Real Housewives of New York
“Say it Ain’t So”
August 24, 2016

And so it is we’ve come to the end of another season of The Real Housewives of New York City. We are all a little older, a little wiser, and a little more humiliated thanks to some bald dirt bag who has a fixation on reality television stars of a certain age.

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‘The Real Housewives of New York City’: C’est la vie

The Real Housewives of New York
“Tomfoolery”
August 17, 2016

Last we left the ladies, everyone had finally arrived in Miami and Bethenny had just shared with Ramona and Princess Carole the fact that she was sitting on some incriminating information on Fiance Tom: namely a series of photos of him performing an extensive oral exam upon a former Playmate at a hotel bar the night before his engagement party to The Countess. Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New York City’: C’est la vie”

‘The Real Housewives of New York’ smell like grapefruit

The Real Housewives of New York

Full disclosure: the move from Tubular to Foolish Watcher took place after I had come back from a two-week trip but before the time suck that is the Summer Olympics happened and one of a few things that didn’t quite get packed up were the two episodes of The Real Housewives of New York that I missed while I was lying on a beach, drinking silly cocktails, trying to forget that Sonja Morgan’s vaginoplasty ever happened. Because there are only two more new episodes before an endless round of reunion screaming commences, I decided to just summarize the two episodes I happened to miss, and recap the most recent episode.

Please forgive, and I promise that if someone texts me pictures of your fiance making out with a former Playmate, I will forward them to you directly instead of just talking about it on camera for all the world to hear.  Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New York’ smell like grapefruit”