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So, you’ve been caught sneaking out of your state to go on a Caribbean vacation while your constituents are freezing to death. What now?
COVID-19 doesn’t give a shit about your baseball season.
Hey, you know what 2020 really doesn’t need? SURPRISE FIREWORK SHOWS.
The queens are coming back next year to fix The Golden Globes.
The best thing about last night’s Golden Globes was a tank top. The end.
Brace yourselves, because I’m about to ruin your entire day.
What the hell is going on in the impeachment today?
Another day, another crucial step closer to impeachment!
