That thing where you forge bank statements to trick a princess into giving you a Royal Family-breaking interview

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There is not going to be a Golden Globes next year because the HFPA still hasn’t fixed their racism problem.

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Accountability matters. Black lives matter. George Floyd mattered.

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It’s almost as if Fox News would rather talk about Dr. Seuss “being cancelled” (he’s not) than anything the Biden administration is actually accomplishing …

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No, ‘The Muppet Show’ has not been canceled, you stupid pheasants.

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COVID-19 doesn’t give a shit about your baseball season.

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Hey, you know what 2020 really doesn’t need? SURPRISE FIREWORK SHOWS.

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The queens are coming back next year to fix The Golden Globes.

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The best thing about last night’s Golden Globes was a tank top. The end.

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