No, ‘The Muppet Show’ has not been canceled, you stupid pheasants.

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COVID-19 doesn’t give a shit about your baseball season.

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Hey, you know what 2020 really doesn’t need? SURPRISE FIREWORK SHOWS.

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The queens are coming back next year to fix The Golden Globes.

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The best thing about last night’s Golden Globes was a tank top. The end.

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Brace yourselves, because I’m about to ruin your entire day.

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What the hell is going on in the impeachment today?

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Another day, another crucial step closer to impeachment!

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Disney+ debuted today and it did. not. go. well.

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