President Non Compos Mentis is now turning on Mike Pence.

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President Lame Duck delivers the “most important speech” of his presidency, and predictably, it’s all lies and bullshit.

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It’s official: Joe Biden won the 2020 election with 306 electoral college votes. Lol.

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John Mulaney returns to save ‘Saturday Night Live’ for the second time in a year

Saturday Night Live
John Mulaney & The Strokes
October 31, 2020

It’s election eve and we’re all very tense, so having the charming and hilarious John Mulaney return to host Saturday Night Live right now is like a nice cup of cocoa and a warm blanket. But you know what is NOT PARTICULARLY COMFORTING RIGHT NOW: news that Dave Chappelle is hosting next week, the Saturday after Election Day. FUN FACT: Chappelle hosted the Saturday Night Live immediately following Election Day, 2016, SO. YOU KNOW. MAYBE NOT? MAYBE DON’T DO THIS, SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE? And look, I know I’m just being superstitious and unreasonable. But counterpoint: NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. FIND SOMEONE ELSE.

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‘The Walking Dead’ will return, just in time for the actual apocalypse

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I’m back. Which piece of bad news would you like to start with?

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President Brain Worms just said that George Floyd is having a good day today because the jobs numbers were better than expected.

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“During a Press Conference About the Pandemic, President Donald Trump Considers Pardoning Joe Exotic” is the single most 2020 headline ever.

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John Mulaney saves ‘Saturday Night Live’ once again

Saturday Night Live
John Mulaney & David Byrne
February 29, 2020

Look, we’ve done this three times now, I am not sure what to add: I love John Mulaney, John Mulaney is a comedy genius, John Mulaney should host Saturday Night Live every week, and save us all from mediocre hosts. Am I missing anything? No? Great, let’s get to the comedy.

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On the bright side: at least we now know how we’re all going to die!

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