The GOP is absolutely terrified of your vote. So let’s make them piss their pants.

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President Grifter thinks you’re a sucker and loser for paying more than $750 in taxes.

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They are literally pulling post office boxes off the street. That’s how scared they are of your vote.

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HBO Max is bringing the magic with today’s launch with all 8 Harry Potter films

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The public impeachment hearings have begun and so far so great!

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Dear Nationals Fans: Thank you, sincerely, for your patriotic performance last night. Signed, an Astros fan

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You have officially survived 1,000 days of this shitshow, give yourself a round of applause.

But also, buckle your seat belt because it’s only getting worse.

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Our moronic president wants Congress to investigate the Obamas for their Netflix deal because President All the Best Deals doesn’t know how deals work? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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President Soup for Brains and Fox News are having a slap fight, and it is glorious

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The Emmys will be hostless this year, and honestly, it’s doubtful anyone will even notice

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