Come on, we all know there’s only one story that matters today. 🧨

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Prayers for Jetty.

 
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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

Devon Walker is the first cast member out at SNL this season. If you click through, he hints at the show being “toxic as hell” which, yeah, it’s Saturday Night Live. 

Reportedly, Michael Longfellow and SNL writer KC Shornima screen tested for “Weekend Update” back in May, and the fact that we’re hearing this now sounds like we might be hearing news about Colin Jost and Michael Che soon.

Ken Burns receiving the Impact Award at the Critics Choice Documentary Awards is only surprising because how has Ken Burns not already received ALL of the documentary awards?

Ben Stiller isn’t thinking about Severance nearly as obsessively as you are.

Steve Carell and John Krasinski visited the set of The Paper on their first day of filming, which is very sweet! Except Carell and Krasinski were literally next door taping a commercial, so, you know, it wasn’t out of their way or anything.

Sounds like billionaires will be the villains of this season of Only Murders in the Building, as they should be in every project, honestly.

I completely forgot that Chrissy Teigen and Meghan Markle were both Deal or No Deal suitcase ladies.

Amazon is facing a lawsuit over movies they “sell” only to disappear from the users’ libraries.

Today’s episode of The Young and the Restless will feature Tristan Rogers’ final television appearance.

So it looks like this every other week release of South Park will be the norm this season.

Where do the Love Island USA couples stand at the reunion, and more importantly, after the reunion filmed? The answers may surprise you. You also may not care in the least.

Speaking of the Love Island USA reunion, hosts Andy Cohen and Adriana Madix asked Huda about her current relationship status, and she said she is “not allowed to talk about it” because of Netflix. Huda was a contestant on Netflix’s Perfect Match, and at the time the reunion was taping, it hadn’t finished airing. That said, Netflix appears to have, as the kids say, “clapped back” on their Twitter page:

Erika Jayne just can’t resist a liar and fraudster.

Marc Maron has some choice words for Netflix: “Fascism is good for business.”

Ainsley Earhardt out here begging President Nazi to send troops to New York City on Fox News. So, I’ve been in New York City for the past month, and the scariest thing I’ve seen so far is an obese rat waddling away from a Crumbl.

Oh no. Anyway.

Congratulations, Taylor and Travis!

 

 
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#MeToo

Convicted monster claims that President Sex Pest never did anything wrong, and neither did she.

Joy Reid claims that she was paid a tenth of what her male counterparts were paid at MSNBC.

Mingus Lucien Reedus, son of Norman Reedus, was arrested for assaulting a woman. This is not the first time he’s been arrested for assault.

Keep your hands to yourself. Damn.

In their new memoir, former Disney star Alyson Stoner reveals how they were sexualized as a child, and raped by a man well-loved within the wellness community.

Wynonna Judd’s daughter, Grace Kelley, alleges her mother’s husband sexually abused her as a child, and asserts that Wynonna was “never a mother” to her.

Sophie Turner continues to defend the Game of Thrones Sansa rape scene, insisting that it is an important conversation about the abuse and objectification many women suffer.

British actor Noel Clarke lost his lawsuit against The Guardian accusing them of libel for publishing stories alleging he sexually harassed and bullied more than 20 women.

If you or someone you know has experienced sexual assault, you can call the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-HOPE (4673), which routes the caller to their nearest sexual assault service provider. You can also search for your local center here. 

Renewals

  • Deli Boys has been renewed for a second season at Hulu.

Cancellations

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • The Woman in Cabin 10 will premiere on Netflix on October 10.

  • The Savant premieres on Apple TV+ on September 26.

  • Eli’s Places will return on ESPN on August 27.

R.I.P.

Frank Price, Studio head of Columbia and Universal, who started as a writer-producer in TV, including creating The Virginian

Verónica Echegui, Spanish actress who appeared in Intimacy, Love You to Death, and Fortitude

Stuart Prebble, Former CEO of ITV and creator of the BBC series Grumpy Old Men

Maurice Tempelsman, Longtime companion of Jackie Kennedy and diamond merchant

WATCH THIS

Stans: This documentary explores both the complicated relationship between Eminem and his most rabid fans and the nature of fandom itself. Premiere. Paramount+

Ruby Red Handed: Stealing America’s Most Famous Pair of Shoes: The wild and sometimes absurd story of how a pair of Ruby Slippers from The Wizard of Oz were stolen from the Judy Garland Museum in Grand Rapids, MN, and how they were eventually recovered. Series premiere. Hulu

With Love, Meghan: You know the Royal Family is big mad. Netflix 

The Snake: Season finale. 8 p.m., Fox

TUES. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Emma and Bruce Willis: The Unexpected Journey
(new)		 Will Trent
(repeat)		 Will Trent
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CBS NCIS
(repeat)		 NCIS: Origins
(repeat)		 NCIS: Sydney
(repeat)
CW WWE NXT
(new)		 Local
FOX The 1% Club
(new)		 The Snake
(new)		 News/Local
NBC America’s Got Talent
(new)		 Songs & Stories with Kelly Clarkson
(new)

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    1. Jim, I gotta be honest: I totally forgot to close the poll. It’s closed now, and you should be able to see the results. OOPS.

      -T

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