If it seems like everything on TV is a reboot these days, that’s because everything is.

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Here on the stupidest timeline, the President hires people he sees on the teevee.

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So how did the Time’s Up Oscars go last night?

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I’m really fucking angry.

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Let’s speculate about ‘Game of Thrones’ rather than think about the fact that Donald Trump — DONALD TRUMP — is going to be delivering the State of the Union tonight and ohmygod when will we wake up from this never-ending nightmare

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Here’s why you should not care one whit about President Krusty’s “Fake News Awards.” And why you should care very, very much.

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The World Series — which is going to kill me — is claiming TV victims, too

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Is ‘The Walking Dead’ about to kill a Very Important Character? MAYBE. Just maybe.

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