All the TV things we can talk about that are not the news

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Here on the stupidest timeline, the President hires people he sees on the teevee.

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Let’s all pray to the TV Gods that Louise Linton joins a Real Housewife cast

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Let’s speculate about ‘Game of Thrones’ rather than think about the fact that Donald Trump — DONALD TRUMP — is going to be delivering the State of the Union tonight and ohmygod when will we wake up from this never-ending nightmare

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Access Hollywood had to reaffirm that the “Grab ‘Em By the Pussy” tape is 100% real because this is the world we live in now and it sucks. 

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