Here on the stupidest timeline, the President hires people he sees on the teevee.

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We elected President Archie Bunker. It all makes sense now.

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Seacrest out … as an alleged sex monster.

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I’m going to laugh at this story about the Real Housewives of New York being trapped on a cruise from hell because if I focus on real news, I’ll become stabby

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ADIOS, MOFO: Danny Masterson finally — FINALLY! — fired from ‘The Ranch’

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Good morning. Your idiot President is back in the country and tweeting about TV for some reason.

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Jake Tapper burning that sexually-harassing asshole Bill O’Reilly has made Twitter worthwhile. At least for a moment.

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