You have officially survived 1,000 days of this shitshow, give yourself a round of applause.

But also, buckle your seat belt because it’s only getting worse.

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President Fraud Guarantee is having a very bad day.

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Question: Can we impeach the new Bachelor for being a klutz?

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BREAKING: Tucker Carlson is a mouth-breathing white nationalist who doesn’t understand how America works

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A man attacked a news station here in Texas because 2018.

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President Tinfoil Hat has some thoughts about how Google works, is an idiot

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A pilot for the ‘Game of Thrones’ prequel is officially on and we know pretty much nothing about it, so let’s start speculating!

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In which I call bullshit on this ‘Game of Thrones’ death algorithm that some nerd made. And then I fix it.

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NBC clears NBC of any wrongdoing, so move along, talk about something else, nothing to see here.

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America finally willing to believe 60+ women over one sweater-wearing man.

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