President Senility is so dumb, he thought yesterday’s hearings went well for him

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Welcome to the impeachment, Ambassador Sondland! Now let’s burn some motherfuckers down!

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It’s been a hell of a week for President Perjury, and it’s only Monday

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The hearings are going live in one week, and all Hell is already breaking loose!

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Another day, another deposition drop, and another step closer to impeaching this asshole.

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The first official renewal of the season is … unexpected.

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You have officially survived 1,000 days of this shitshow, give yourself a round of applause.

But also, buckle your seat belt because it’s only getting worse.

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Pour one out for the first cancelation of the season

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UNEXPECTED TWIST: War Walrus John Bolton burns it all down and all the other delicious revelations from yesterday’s Congressional testimony

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In which my imaginary girlfriend Phoebe Waller-Bridge hosts the best ‘Saturday Night Live’ in a while

Saturday Night Live
Phoebe Waller-Bridge & Taylor Swift
October 5, 2019

Full disclosure: I am helplessly in love with Phoebe Waller-Bridge, the creator and star of the best show of the year, Fleabag, and writer of Killing Eve, the sexiest show about a psychopath ever made. (AND YES, I LOVE HANNIBAL, SO BACK OFF.) And so, I’m not going to be impartial here. But knowing all that, I think it’s fair to say that this week’s Saturday Night Live starring my imaginary girlfriend was one of the strongest episodes in recent seasons that hasn’t been hosted by my imaginary boyfriend John Mulaney.

A suggestion for Lorne Michaels: How about from here on out we just pass hosting duties back and forth between Phoebe Waller-Bridge and John Mulaney? And if you wanted to mix it up a little you could throw Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Melissa McCarthy or Paul Rudd in there every once in a while. No need to thank me for this genius idea, JUST DO IT.

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