President Senility is so dumb, he thought yesterday’s hearings went well for him

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Dummy Jr. went on ‘The View’ today and the audience very nearly tore him limb-from-limb. IT WAS AMAZING.

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John Bolton is talking about testifying in the impeachment inquiry and I’m talking about investing in popcorn futures

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We need to talk about Adam Levine’s nipples.

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Can we stop with this charade already?

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Les Moonves and the rest of an incomplete list of other men who can fuck right off.

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‘Making It’ was renewed and it was just one of many amazing things — SO AMAZING! — that happened yesterday.

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Damon Lindelof revealed ‘The Watchmen’ won’t be an adaptation of ‘The Watchmen,’ and I, for one, am ON BOARD

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Here is some meaningless TV news to distract you from the endlessly violent murderhole our country has become

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