Dear Houston Astros: This shit is not OK. Fix it. (Updated. BUT STILL ANGRY.)

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The first official renewal of the season is … unexpected.

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What you need to know before you watch the Watchmen.

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You have officially survived 1,000 days of this shitshow, give yourself a round of applause.

But also, buckle your seat belt because it’s only getting worse.

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Pour one out for the first cancelation of the season

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UNEXPECTED TWIST: War Walrus John Bolton burns it all down and all the other delicious revelations from yesterday’s Congressional testimony

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President Fraud Guarantee is having a very bad day.

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Question: Can we impeach the new Bachelor for being a klutz?

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We’re finally getting our (first) movie about the Trump kakistocracy! Let’s cast it!

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Who can’t wait to watch ‘Watchmen’? (~raises hand~)

 

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