UPDATE: President Loser still lost.

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If this shambolic coup attempt wasn’t so damned exhausting, it would almost — ALMOST — be funny.

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Look, nothing is going back to normal until 2021, SO WEAR A DAMN MASK.

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Blerg. Looks like you probably won’t be watching that ’30 Rock’ special on NBC after all.

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Welcome to Monday. I regret to inform you, everything remains terrible.

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In a year full of shit, we finally FINALLY got some good news

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Hey, ABC, I really hope you’re casting a black Bachelor right about now …

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Carole Baskin just won Joe Exotic’s zoo, and he compared this loss to the Black Lives Matter protests because 2020 is completely broken.

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President Shitpost, angry at being fact-checked, has declared war on his favorite place to post shit.

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Well, it’s Week 10. How’s everyone doing?

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