Dear Nationals Fans: Thank you, sincerely, for your patriotic performance last night. Signed, an Astros fan

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Who can’t wait to watch ‘Watchmen’? (~raises hand~)

 

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Another day, another avalanche of crazy in this never-ending shitshow!

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Our moronic president wants Congress to investigate the Obamas for their Netflix deal because President All the Best Deals doesn’t know how deals work? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Your idiot president commemorates D-Day by whining about Rachel Maddow.

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Boy, this Jussie Smollett story has reached whole new levels of what-the-fuckitude …

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We’ll talk about TV stuff just as soon as I’m through yelling at you to register to vote

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We probably know the identity of the next Bachelor and … just … come on, guys, you can do better than this.

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Not even $50 million could make Jim Parsons do one more season of ‘The Big Bang Theory.’ I mean, think about that.

 

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President Liar has gone Full Orwell and the clocks are striking thirteen

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