To celebrate our 5,000th post, ‘The Bear’ just dropped a surprise episode! (These things actually have nothing to do with each other, but a girl can pretend.)

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Oh hey, the White House wants Jimmy Kimmel fired again because they don’t understand how jokes work

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They’re out there arresting journalists now. If you weren’t alarmed by now, it’s time to get there …

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Jimmy Kimmel wants to bribe President Nobel Peace Prize to get out of Minneapolis and … you know, it might just work

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Netflix has revealed their new password-sharing plan and I HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS.

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Late night had some thoughts about Former President White Nationalist’s Nazi-themed Thanksgiving

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I regret to inform you that “Fancy Like Applebee’s” song is now a Grammy nominee.

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I dedicate this to all the ‘Racist Sexist Boys’ out there, because Lord knows there are plenty of them.

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Alright, let’s talk about this Bachelor mess.

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President Lame Duck delivers the “most important speech” of his presidency, and predictably, it’s all lies and bullshit.

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