It’s the smile that does it for me:
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Hmmm … maybe Fox News shedding viewers is about something more than “viewer fatigue.”
Hey, Brendan Carr? The Democrats are coming for you. And they want to hear more about Stephen Colbert’s cancellation.
President Dementia publicly offered the White House Press Secretary job to the President of the UFC, Dana White, over the weekend. Which, in and of itself, is something straight out of Idiocracy (again). It was soon revealed that there is actually another Dana White, a woman who served as the Assistant to the Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs and the Chief Pentagon Spokesperson for the Department of Defense and Secretary of Defense James N. Mattis, thus making her much more qualified for the job. People began wondering if this was another Four Seasons Total Landscaping situation (it also should be noted that all of this happened on the 6th anniversary of the Four Seasons Total Landscaping fiasco) in that maybe someone suggested the qualified Dana White, and President Dummy jumped onto social media to offer the job to the only Dana White he knows. Anyway, now he’s saying it was all a joke.
President Sundowner has also made that Nazi goblin Stephen Miller his chief of staff in the wake of the midterm results, thereby tripling down on the policies that lost him the House and the Senate. Good luck with that, pal.
Just The Worst President of All Time being the Worst President of All Time.
Elon is going to stop making Cybertrucks. LOL, LOSER.
My God, how are we still talking about Charlie Kirk? I guess that Charlie Kirk hot sauce isn’t going to sell itself.
No, Adam Driver isn’t going to be in the Girls reboot, obviously.
The Gabourey Sibide/Raven-Symoné beef none of us knew was happening.
Maybe if you take a “vow of poverty” and pledge to live off the grid, MAYBE you shouldn’t have six children. Just thinking out loud here.
Nobody Wants This has gotten into a little bit of trouble for what appears to be a bit of editing to trim teensy-tiny Kristen Bell’s waist (see in video below), but someone pointed out that it might be a bit of editing to cut out a visible mic pack, and honestly, that does make much more sense. Judge for yourself:
Stay strong, Mr. President. I need you to outlive the Troll-in-Chief.
Renewals
- Heated Rivalry has been renewed for a third season — and a movie — at Crave and HBO Max.
- Nobody Wants This has been renewed for a fourth season on Netflix.
Casting News
- Yvette Nicole Brown and Anthony Davis will guest star on Beyond the Gates on CBS.
- Candace Cameron Bure will return to The View as a guest host.
- Maya Jama is leaving Love is Blind UK as the host after nine seasons.
Mark Your Calendar
ABC has announced their mid-season schedule:
- Will Trent: January 5
- High Potential: January 5
- Surviving a Scandal: January 5
- Shifting Gears: January 6
- The Rookie: January 6
- The Rookie: North: January 6
- 9-1-1: January 7
- 9-1-1: Nashville: January 7
- Grey’s Anatomy: January 7
- Abbott Elementary: January 13
- Celebrity Jeopardy!: January 29
- American Idol at 25: February 1
- The Grammy Awards: February 7
- American Idol: February 8
- Super Bowl LXI: February 14
- High Potential: February 14
- The Oscars: March 14
- America’s Funniest Home Videos: March 21
- The Bachelor: March 21
- What Would You Do?: March 21
- The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth will debut on Netflix on November 25.
- The End of Oak Street will begin streaming on HBO Max on November 13.
- You Can Go Home Again will premiere on BET on November 27.
- Alan Carr’s Great Big Bucket List debuts on Prime Video on November 27.
- an open field premieres on Netflix on December 11.
- American Mayhem will premiere on Paramount Network on November 13.
- Merry Christmas, Mr. Plankton will debut on Nickelodeon and Paramount+ on November 27.
- A Disney Holiday Short: The Invisible Horse will premiere on Disney+ on November 9.
- Salish’s 12 Games of Christmas will premiere on Netflix on November 28.
- Ethos returns on Netflix on November 12.
- Melania, The Series debuts on Prime Video on November 20.
- Who Killed the Banker’s Widow? will premiere on Netflix on December 4.
- Try Each Other’s is now streaming on Tubi.
R.I.P.
Julian Brodsky, Co-founder of Comcast and cable TV pioneer
David Del Valle, Horror film historian
Del Washer, Film and TV composer and inventor of the wah-wah pedal
Sebastián Lelio, Oscar-winning Chilean director
Richard Lloyd, Guitarist for the punk band Television
Paul Howard, Son of Moe Howard of the Three Stooges and narrator of the docuseries about the group
WATCH THIS
Misty Green: Chris Rock directed this drama about an actress looking for her second act. Streaming premiere. Netflix
The Madame Blanc Mysteries: Season five premiere. Acorn TV
Late Night:
- The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Pete Davidson, Meghann Fahy, Léa Seydoux, “Ask This Old House”
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jamie Dornan
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Bill Murray, Andy Richter, Sy Smith
- The Daily Show: TBA
- Watch What Happens Live: Rachel Dratch, Erin Foster, Sara Foster
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