Breaking: Paramount promised President Blood Clot that they’d overhaul CNN in the most obvious story of all time and which we all knew already

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MAGA idiots just can’t stop saying racist shit; this time on CNN.

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Netflix has revealed their new password-sharing plan and I HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS.

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He is being investigated for violating the Espionage Act, y’all.

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I regret to inform you that we’ve entered the era of the ‘talking penis.’

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‘Top Chef’ comes to the nation’s fourth-largest city. Finally.

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