Ignore our idiot Governor; it’s time to mask back up, Texas, because some people are too stupid to get vaccinated.

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Happy ‘Hamilton’ Day/Weekend, everyone!

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Houston superhero to host ‘Saturday Night Live’

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The Emmys will be hostless this year, and honestly, it’s doubtful anyone will even notice

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In which three of my very favorites are held hostage by ‘The Bachelor.’

The Bachelor
January 14, 2019

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California is burning, people are dying and our president is being a fucking monster about it. But what else is new, right?

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The results are in: you’re all terrible.

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So much Fox news, including two crazy-ass trailers — one of which might give you nightmares. Fair warning.

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We elected President Archie Bunker. It all makes sense now.

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