The best show on TV did great at the TCAs. Your turn, Emmys.

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We’ve made it through another sad, scary weekend in Trump’s America. We only have to survive 9 more until it’s Election Day.

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President Troglodyte is trying to fuck with the election. We have 90 days to prevent that from happening. Let’s go!

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President Obama will be back to remind us how a real president behaves.

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Watch American treasure J.J. Watt fanboy out over American treasure, the ‘Cheer’ kids

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‘Saturday Night Live’: BREAKING NEWS! Jennifer Lopez is attractive

Saturday Night Live
Jennifer Lopez & DaBaby
December 7, 2019

I don’t know if you are aware of this, but Jennifer Lopez is a very attractive woman. I only mention it because the writers at Saturday Night Live seem to believe we were not aware of this, and so they devoted the first full hour of last night’s episode to reminding us that Jennifer Lopez — despite being the unimaginable age of 50 — is, in fact, a very attractive woman. And it’s not that any of the sketches were bad, exactly, it’s just that they were so very repetitive and unimaginative.

And listen, I get it, it’s easy to criticize. I’m not having to come up with 10 original sketches every week — I wouldn’t be able to, I know that. But. If I were in that writers’ room, my pitch would have been to have the very attractive 50-year-old Jennifer Lopez pay tribute to SNL‘s most famous 50-year-old, Sally O’Malley:

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Oh well. Missed opportunity.

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‘The Bachelor’ avoids making history, yet again, in favor of another boring white guy

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It’s your last week to vote on which show will ruin my TV season, you sadists.

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The ‘Game of Thrones’ prequels now have two heads.

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2019 has been a brutal year for great TV, and I made a gallery to prove it

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