It’s almost Fall TV time: CBS just released a sneak peek of all their premiere episodes

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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

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Jim Thornton, Wheel of Fortune‘s announcer, has been removed from the show while an investigation takes place into his behavior on a flight in May. Something happened, unclear what, but the pilot called ahead to have law enforcement meet Thornton upon their arrival.

Colin Jost and Pete Davidson are going to turn their Staten Island Ferry into a comedy club — but for one night only.

Hey, President Sleepytime fell asleep during a live press conference again, but then woke up in time to yell at a reporter.

Bari Weiss continues to be terrible.

Danny Boyle, the director of the upcoming Ink (see trailer below), is worried about the future of journalism. GEE, WHY?

“Journalism is one of the great uprights of any civilization… within that bunch of people, there lots of different people… there are those who stand up to power and speak truth to power, and to have those people in society is really important,” he said.

“The danger with the tech giants and their AI is that they will be able to replace journalism. They’ll be able to have an AI journalist who’s much more efficient, cheaper, etcetera, etcetera, and will that AI journalist speak truth to the power that created it?”

Mark Gatiss is probably right: Doctor Who should take an extended break and let people miss it. Maybe come back to it with some fresh eyes and ideas.

Vanity Fair has created a printable Emmy ballot that you can fill out and play along.

OK, Davis. Sure thing, buddy.

Obviously Tom Cruise is supporting the Paramount/Warner Bros. merger, and obviously Jane Fonda is against it. George Clooney also has thoughts, both about Ruffalo (“I support Mark Ruffalo’s ability to speak freely”) and the merger (“I always worry whenever big companies are consolidating because it usually means a lot of people lose their jobs. That’s the truth, but we’ll see.”) And around 170 Jewish creatives are standing behind Mark Ruffalo, insisting that he’s not antisemitic in his criticisms of Paramount and Oracle.

Hey, so Tarrant County, Texas just voted to reduce the number of polling stations by 30% despite the fact that the population has recently exploded — and precisely because that population has become majority minority.

 

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They don’t want you to vote. Please vote. And please check to make sure you’re still registered to vote, because they are also fucking with the rolls and might have removed you and you don’t know it:

If you are in Texas, you can check your registration here. (And be sure to check a few more times before October 5th, as they intend to keep purging.)

If you are anywhere else in the country, check your registration here.

Renewals

Cancellations

  • Ski Sunday has been canceled at the BBC after nearly 50 years.

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

CBS has released first-look photos and descriptions of their fall premiere episodes:

 

 

  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone will premiere on HBO on December 25.
  • Scrubs returns on ABC on September 30.
  • East of Eden debuts on Netflix on October 1.
  • Ink will premiere on Netflix on January 8.
  • Kill Jackie debuts on AMC on October 2.
  • Tulsa King returns on Paramount+ on October 16.
  • You+Me – Against the World debuts on Prime Video on September 18.
  • The Unbelievable: Encounters with Dan Aykroyd is now streaming on Hulu.
  • Instadocs: The Decoy Plane will premiere on Netflix on September 4.
  • Hanging By a Wire debuts on Paramount+ on October 28.
  • Cookie Queens will premiere on Paramount+ on January 6.
  • Crossroad Springs returns on Great American Family on September 5.
  • 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way returns on TLC on October 4.
  • Nimesh Patel: Buy the Dip will debut on Netflix on September 22.
  • Arena Access with Mariah Rose debuts on Tubi on September 3.
  • Blood Legacy will return on Netflix on September 25.
  • Medusa returns on Netflix on September 30.
  • The Fixers premieres on Netflix on September 17.
  • Habeas Corpus will premiere on Netflix on September 23.
  • Blue Box returns on Netflix on October 4.

R.I.P.

Victor Miller, Daytime Emmy-winning screenwriter who wrote for All My Children, One Life to Live, Guiding Light, Another World, General Hospital, but probably best known as the screenwriter who wrote Friday the 13th

Jean-Paul Rappeneau, French director of Cyrano de Bergerac

James “Princess” Cuda, Wife Swap star

WATCH THIS

Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu: Streaming premiere. Disney+

Turning Point: Generation 9/11: A look at the different people: orphans, journalists, soldiers, Afghans, whose lives were changed by that day. Netflix

Practical Magic: As far as I am concerned, Spooky Season begins July 5. But I recognize that’s early for some of y’all. However, we are now two days into September, so all bets are off. IT BEGINS. GET OUT YOUR CAULDRONS. 7:30 p.m., TNT

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