And now Al Franken is the most recent man to disappoint me. Goddammit.

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‘Marvel’s Punisher,’ ‘Futureman’ ‘Search Party’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week

 

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‘Game of Thrones’ just killed another of your fan theories, sorry.

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Hey, the Fucking Moron-in-Chief is shitting all over the First Amendment again.

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‘The Gifted,’ ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey,’ ‘Scandal,’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week

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Julia Louis-Dreyfus is my hero and cancer can fuck right the fuck off.

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Welcome to Paradise, now GTFO.

Bachelor in Paradise
August 14 & 15, 2017

As you and the entire world knows, after two days of filming this summer, production on Bachelor in Paradise abruptly and dramatically shut down and all of the contestants were flown home. Something mysterious — and still not thoroughly explained — happened between contestants DeMario Jackson and Corinne Olympios, alarming producers and instigating a two-week investigation. From what I gather, the gist of it was Corinne, hopped up on champagne and pills, initiated something in the pool with DeMario and some of the producers were worried it wasn’t consensual. However, the lawyers decided it was, and two weeks later, everyone but Corinne and DeMario returned to Paradise to drink fruity drinks and rub their bits and pieces together. Crisis averted!

Except not, because they still had to say something about it on the show.

So how’d they do?

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