Wait … could ABC air ‘The Bachelorette’ after all?

Name a more iconic couple:

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♬ Gangsta’s Paradise – Remastered – Coolio & L.V.

Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

Cory Booker is hosting what is called a “spotlight” hearing on the Paramount/Warner Bros. merger, and invited David Ellison to attend, but Ellison won’t be able to because he has to attend a made-up relative’s funeral that day.

Surprising absolutely no one, the FCC’s Brendan Carr had complaints from a conservative group against Jimmy Kimmel fast-tracked to his desk.

Taylor Frankie Paul will not be facing domestic abuse charges after all. Sooooo … will The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives return to filming? Will The Bachelorette ever air? I suspect Hulu will resume shooting The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, but the fate of The Bachelorette is a thornier issue, especially because Paul basically blew up any possibility of a fairy tale ending by returning to her ex (and getting into some sort of altercation with him). Still, I could see a cynical ABC using all the publicity this fiasco created to make the most out of a bad situation. Stay tuned.

We have the plot set-up of the fourth season of The White Lotus: “The fourth season will follow a new group of White Lotus hotel guests and employees over the span of a week, taking place during the Cannes Film Festival,”

Here’s a long piece about the Pittsburghese used in The Pitt, if you are curious about local accents.

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These two know exactly what they’re doing.

Buffy fans are still pissed.

CBS is looking to build its own Chicago-like universe.

It’s gotta be Harrison Ford’s year, right?

Oh, did the Republicans weaponize your transphobic “jokes,” Dave Chappelle? HUH. It’s almost as though people told you that was going to happen.

Sorry, Olivia and Fitz shippers, they’re just fucking with y’all.

Prime has a good bundle deal for Apple TV and Peacock, and it’s ad-free.

His & Hers has broken Netflix’s all-time top ten English chart, and … what? I mean, I watched it, but it’s not a show that has really broken out in the cultural conversation the way Stranger Things, or Bridgerton, or Adolescence have. Anyway, expect a second season, I guess.

I mean, he told us to drink bleach to kill COVID, so this tracks.

Nick Offerman gives his thoughts on President Narcissist’s plans for the country’s 250th birthday:

And Billy Crystal serenaded Stephen Colbert on the stage where his career began.

 

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Can’t wait to see how the British Royal outrage machine responds to this.

This is the 47th article about Heather Locklear and Lorenzo Lamas dating that has come across my feed, so I guess someone cares about this.

NO. Next question.

Guy Fieri is really sorry for being friendly to Andrew Tate and his brother, whatshisname, and swears he has no idea who they were.

That Clavicular idiot overdosed on camera yesterday, but don’t worry, he’s home and safe now. I would like to fast-forward to the part where I don’t have to hear about him every goddamned day.

Renewals

Cancellations

  • From will end with season five on MGM+.
  • Selling the City has been cancelled after one season on Netflix.

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • The Terror: Devil in Silver will premiere on AMC on May 7.
  • Good Omens will return on Prime Video on May 13.
  • Baylen Out Loud will return on TLC on May 19.
  • Killing Grounds: The Gilgo Beach Murders premieres on Prime Video on April 22.
  • Unconditional will premiere on Apple TV on May 8.
  • Roosters (not to be confused with Rooster) returns on Netflix on May 13.
  • Envious returns on Netflix on April 29.

WATCH THIS

Scrubs: A chaotic day forces the doctors to face their own issues in the season finale. 7 p.m., ABC

Masterchef: Season 16 premiere. 7 p.m., Fox

Margo’s Got Money Troubles: Elle Fanning stars in this new dramedy as a young mother who takes to the internet to pay her bills. Nick Offerman, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Nicole Kidman also star. Series premiere. Apple TV

Love Island Beyond the Villa: Follow the Love Island dingdongs in real life (well, “real” life) in case 4,009 episodes of Love Island last summer weren’t enough. Season premiere. Peacock

Late Night:

  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Anne Hathaway, Josh Johnson
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Bob Odenkirk, Paul Walter Hauser, Melanie Martinez
  • The Daily Show: Zoe Lister-Jones, host Ronny Chieng
  • Watch What Happens Live: Zoe Lister-Jones, Brittany Cartwright

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ABC Scrubs
(new)
Abbott Elementary
(new)
Greatest Average American
(new)
Shark Tank
(new)
CBS Survivor
(new)
America’s Culinary Cup
(new)
CW Police 24/7
(new)
Police 24/7
(repeat)
Local
FOX Masterchef
(new)
The Floor
(new)
News/Local
NBC Chicago Med
(repeat)
Chicago Fire
(repeat)
Chicago P.D.
(repeat)

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