MONDAY
Futurama: 14th season premiere. Hulu
The Great American Baking Show: Celebrity Summer: Four celebrities put their baking skills to the test in an all-new season. Season premiere. Roku
Judy Justice: Fourth season premiere. Prime Video
TUESDAY
Betrayal: More shitty husbands doing shitty things. Season premiere. Hulu
Wizards Beyond Waverly Place: The four-episode series finale. 7 p.m., Disney Channel, Disney+
WEDNESDAY
Ted Lasso: Ted is back in the U.K., and now it’s the ladies’ turn on the field. Season four premiere. Apple TV
The Shards: Richard Gere’s son and Cindy Crawford’s daughter star in this Ryan Murphy adaptation of a Bret Easton Ellis novel and all of that is perfect and terrible and this will also be terrible. But great. BUT TERRIBLE. Series premiere. FX
Sterling Point: A 17-year-old inherits an island in Canada where she makes new friends and uncovers family secrets, and I just don’t understand why I never inherit islands. Series premiere. Prime Video
The Challenge: Cutthroat: So, there was some controversy in which Paramount took down this trailer from YouTube last week, and the contestants were freaking out that the show wasn’t going to air? But as of this writing on Saturday, the trailer appears to still be up, and I assume it will still premiere today. Season premiere. Paramount+
One Hundred Years of Solitude: Part two premiere. Netflix
Big Chicken: A Fast Food Conspiracy: It’s like Super Size Me, except that he only eats fried chicken for a month. Premiere. Netflix
Let’s Marry Harry: I’m not sure why anyone would want to marry this ding-dong, but sure. Series premiere. Netflix
How to Catch a Dirtbag: Social media star “Tizzy Ent” uses the rowd-sourcing powers of the internet to track down racists, misogynists, and other assholes to receive the public shaming they deserve, and now they’ve given him a whole TV show. Good. Series premiere. 9 p.m., Discovery Channel
THURSDAY
My Life with the Walter Boys: Season three premiere. Netflix
Monsters of God: A look into the weirdos involved in the underworld of exotic reptile smuggling. Premiere. 8 p.m., HBO
NFL Preseason Football: It begins. Panthers vs. Cardinals. 7 p.m., NBC
FRIDAY
The Last House: A mysterious force traps families in their homes for an indeterminate amount of time and then things get weird. (Are we ready for the pandemic metaphors yet, guys?) Premiere. Netflix
Anna Pigeon: A city slicker turns park ranger after the tragic death of her husband in this new drama series. Series premiere. 9 p.m., USA
Alley Cats: In this new animated comedy from Ricky Gervais, feral cats run amok. Series premiere. Netflix
Power Book III: Raising Kanan: Series finale. 7 p.m., Starz
SATURDAY
The Strangers: Chapter 2: Maya once again is harassed by these jackasses, in a sequel that took 18 years to make for some reason. Cable premiere. 7 p.m., HBO
The Blob: When this movie came out in 1958, it stood as a metaphor for Western societies’ fear of the unstoppable spread of Communism; others read it as a critique of post-war consumerism and materialism. Some enterprising filmmaker should remake it today re: MAGA. 7 p.m., TCM
SUNDAY
House of the Dragon: Season three finale. 8 p.m., HBO
Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th: These women have been bitching it up for TWENTY YEARS NOW. Keep it up, ladies. It never gets old. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Bravo
The Chosen in the Wild with Bear Grylls: Bear makes Jesus eat bugs and stuff. Series premiere. Prime Video