Pray for your favorite shows: cancelations are coming.

Living Biblically has been yoinked off the schedule at CBS, giving me a good reason to update my renew/cancel gallery over at Chron.com. You’re going to have to dig through a bunch of slides of shows that have already been renewed to get to the good stuff, but it’s in there.

Tina Fey just addresses those 30 Rock reboot rumors and kinda shoots them down, but not entirely, so I’m just going to go light a candle and continue to hope.

Jane the Virgin‘s season finale is tonight, and you’re just going to have to trust me on this one: but someone over at TV Guide got a looksee at it and published an article about the finale’s “shocking twist.” TV Guide pulled down the article, but the link, I’m afraid, spoils the twist. Do not click on this link or even hover over it if you don’t want to be spoiled, but for those of you who love a good spoiler … hover away.

Westworld returns this Sunday, yeehaw! Things that won’t happen in season two: asteroids, ice cream, dance numbers. Also, this robot.

Scandal’s series finale was last night, and, wait … is Olivia Pope the President of the United States? And here’s what didn’t make it into the episode.

Olivia Pope was good at her job, here are a bunch of characters who are TERRIBLE at theirs.

Homeland’s final season is not going to be based on Trump, which, good, we all need a break. (And hopefully by the time it airs, he won’t be around, anyway. A girl can dream.)

I bet you can’t guess what Game of Thrones‘ most expensive set was.

Jimmy Kimmel Live! is going to do an entire Avengers week because synergy.

Oh, wait, could CBS buy CNN? MAYBE. I GUESS. I really don’t know, but it might make for an elegant solution of Trump’s Justice Department makes Time Warner shed CNN to merge with AT&T.

Oprah’s being sued again.

Cheddar is coming to Hulu for those of you who know what Cheddar is.

If you’re enjoying Lost in Space this link’s for you.

Time’s Up

At panel celebrating the anniversary of Scarface, Al Pacino and Brian De Palma were asked about their work, Michelle Pfieffer was asked about her weight. THIS. THIS IS THE PROBLEM RIGHT HERE. (At least the audience recognized this was bullshit, booing the question, and one person yelling out, “Seriously?”)

NOT NOW, JAVIER BARDEM.

Meet Trina Robbins, comics’ badass feminist pioneer. Related, people are SO MAD about the new (and kinda great) Nancy comic strip.

New York City’s Mayor’s Office of Media and Entertainment has established a fund to provide grants to women in film and theater.

Renewals

Cancellations

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendar

  • Safe, a series that looks like a British Taken starring Michael C. Hall (who does a decent British accent, but there weren’t any British actors they could have hired?), debuts on May 10.
  • Strange Angel will debut on CBS All Access on June 14.
  • Anon, a freaky-looking Netflix film starring Clive Owen and Amanda Seyfried, debuts on May 4.

WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

Jane the Virgin: It’s already the finale? It’s already the season finale! 8 p.m., The CW

Dope: Season two. Netflix

Meghan Markle: An American Princess: Brace yourself, the royal wedding is coming. 9 p.m., CBS

SATURDAY

Harry Potter marathon: You know. 8 a.m., HBO

The Letdown: An Australian comedy about what motherhood is REALLY like. Netflix

SUNDAY

Westworld: KILL ‘EM ALL, WYATT. Season premiere. 8 p.m., HBO

Into the Badlands: Sunny returns to the Badlands in the season premiere. 9 p.m., AMC

The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Reunion, Part 3: The ladies fight one last time. 7 p.m., Bravo

Fear the Walking Dead: “A troubled survivor finds unexpected allies.” Hmm, Who could they be tlaking about? 8 p.m., AMC

Timeless: Robert Johnson. 9 p.m., NBC

Late Night: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: (Friday): James Marsden, Coyote Peterson Watch What Happens Live (Sunday): Gizelle Bryant, Wendi McLendon-Covey

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Once Upon a Time
(new)
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
(new)
20/20
(new)
CBS MacGyver
(new)
Hawaii Five-0
(new)
Meghan Markle: American Princess
(new)
CW Dynasty
(new)
Jane the Virgin
(new)
Local
FOX MasterChef Junior
(new)
Local
NBC Blindspot
(new)
Taken
(new)
Dateline
(new)


SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC American Idol
(repeat)
News/Local
CBS Ransom
(new)
NCIS
(repeat)
48 Hours
(new)
News/Local
FOX NASCAR
(live)
News/Local
NBC NHL Hockey
(live)
News/Local Saturday Night Live
(repeat)


SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(new)
American Idol
(new)
Deception
(new)
CBS 60 Minutes
(new)
Instinct
(new)
NCIS: Los Angeles
(new)
Madam Secretary
(new)
FOX Bob’s Burgers
(repeat)
Bob’s Burgers
(new)
The Simpsons
(new)
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
(new)
Family Guy
(new)
The Last Man on Earth
(new)
Local/News
NBC Dateline
(new)
Little Big Shots
(new)
Genius Junior
(new)
Timeless
(new)
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