I dedicate this to all the ‘Racist Sexist Boys’ out there, because Lord knows there are plenty of them.

It’s Friday, and instead of a cute animal, I present The Linda Lindas’ performance of “Racist Sexist Boys.” The Linda Lindas is an all-girl punk band from Los Angeles: Mila (10), Eloise (13), Lucia (14), and Bela (16). They performed in the Netflix Riot Grrrls film, Moxie (based on Houstonian Jennifer Mathieu’s book) and have opened for Bikini Kill, and they FUCKING ROCK.

All Other TV News

Also, I’m not saying that “Racist, Sexist Boys” was about him because not everything is about him, but Former President Obama probably wouldn’t argue if you said it was about Former President Dingus.

Speaking of, that piece of shit’s Department of Justice had obtained the cell phone and email records of CNN’s Pentagon reporter, Barbara Starr. They also seized the phone records of some Washington Post reporters who were covering the Russia investigation and tried to demask an anonymous Twitter user who mocked Devin Nunes. This is legitimately a terrifying abuse of power.

The AP fired a reporter, Emily Wilder who was on the local Arizona news beat after the Stanford College Republicans created a Twitter thread of her old social media posts from college in which she criticized Israel. Because the right sure loves to scream about “cancel culture” when a comedian is criticized for being racist or sexist and then turn around and actually cancel people from their jobs for disagreeing with them.

See also: my bullshit state:

More on the Martin Bashir/Princess Diana story. The BBC is now facing governance reforms:

And Prince William issued a statement saying in part, “The BBC’s failures contributed significantly to her fear, paranoia, and isolation that I remember from those final years with her,” and calling for the interview to never be aired again.

Here’s a scene from Supernatural that you’ve never seen before — and two more can be found at this link:

Listen, Law & Order: SVU is absolutely not appropriate viewing for 11-year-olds. That said, had this girl not been watching a show that is wholly inappropriate for her age, this story could have turned out much differently, so … yay? for letting your 6th grader watch shows about sexually violent crimes?

Loki will be consuming your life in a matter of weeks. Here Tom Hiddleston walks you through everything Loki has done in the MCU … in 30 seconds.

Will you people please let David Boreanaz curse on-screen?

Wait, there’s an alternate universe in which Jenny Lewis was on Buffy the Vampire Slayer? I hate it here.

Hello, fellow Gen Xers and Millenials. Are you confused by this whole Olivia Rodrigo/”Driver’s License”/High School Musical story? Because if so, Vanity Fair is here to clear it up.

CBS This Morning is moving into the Viacom building in Times Square, the same one where MTV TRL used to film and disrupt my workday with the screaming every. God. damn. afternoon.

Someone needs to make sure Jeff Lowe never has access to big cats again.

This is super cool. (But do you think the judges had any idea this is Hannibal fan art?)

ATX is adding more shows to its lineup, including Kevin Can F*** Himself, Central Park, and The Good Fight.

Prodigal Son won’t be given a second life at HBO Max.

This is delicious, who needs context?

See, Mike’s truck was a metaphor for the show itself in the Last Man Standing series finale. Deep.

Cancellations

  • Bulletproof has been canceled at Sky, following the sexual harassment and abuse allegations against star Noel Clarke.

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendar

  • Debunking Borat will premiere on Amazon on May 25.
  • Vanderpump Dogs premieres on Peacock on June 9.
  • Love, Victor returns on Hulu on June 11.
  • No Sudden Move will debut on HBO Max on July 1.
  • The End will premiere on Showtime on July 18.
  • False Positive will premiere on Hulu on June 25.
  • SurrealEstate will debut on Syfy on July 16.
  • Tyler Perry’s Bruh will return on BET+ on May 27.
  • A Classic Horror Story will premiere on Netflix on July 14.
  • Elite returns on Netflix on June 18.
  • Katla will premiere on Netflix on June 17.
  • Time will premiere on BBC soon.

R.I.P.

Mary Ahern, An early TV producer who later became the first curator of The Paley Center for Media

Roger Hawkins, Drummer for the Muscle Shoals Rhythm Section who played on Respect, Think, Chain of Fools, Mustang Sally, I’ll Take You There, and Land of 1000 Dances

WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

Army of the Dead: It’s a zombie heist film from Zack Snyder. What more do you need to know? Premiere. Netflix

See Us Unite For Change: The Asian-American Foundation in Service of the AAPI Community: Ken Jeong hosts this celebration of the Asian-American community. 7 p.m., MTV, Paramount, Comedy Central, Nickelodeon, Logo, CMT, Pop

Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous: Season three. Netflix

Shark Tank: A couple brings in the biggest product the sharks have ever seen in the season finale. 7 p.m., ABC

Pause with Sam Jay: Emmy-nominated comedian Sam Jay hosts this new innovative talk show. Series premiere. 8 p.m., HBO

SATURDAY

Saturday Night Live: Anya Taylor-Joy & Lil Nas X. Season finale. 10:30 p.m., NBC

Hacks: HBO wants to give you a little taste of what you’re missing over at HBO Max, and offers you the first episode of the well-received Jean Smart comedy. Because Jean Smart, she’s having an HBO moment right now. 9:30 p.m., HBO

SUNDAY

Master of None: Lena Waithe takes over for the third season of the romantic comedy. Season premiere. Netflix

The Chi: Keisha wrestles with a difficult decision in the season premiere. 8 p.m., Showtime

Godfather of Harlem: Summer premiere 8 p.m., Epix

Black Monday: Mo hatches a plan to get Dawn an early release from prison. Season premiere. 9 p.m., Showtime

In Treatment: Uzo Aduba stars in the reboot of the therapy drama. Series premiere. 8 p.m., HBO

Flatbush Misdemeanors: A pair of friends find themselves in danger when they spill a drug dealer’s supply in the series premiere. 9:30 p.m., CBS

Duncanville: The family goes on a summer vacation in the season premiere. 7:30 p.m., Fox

America’s Funniest Home Videos: Season finale. 6 p.m., ABC

American Idol: A winner is chosen in the season finale. 7 p.m., ABC

The Equalizer: Delilah and her friends are threatened by a European crime syndicate in the season finale. 7 p.m., CBS

2021 American Billboard Music Awards: Performances by BTS, Demi Lovato, Sia, Post Malone, Alicia Keys and others. 7 p.m., NBC

The Simpsons: A secret society of bartenders seeks vengeance on Moe for breaking their most sacred rule in the season finale. 7 p.m., Fox

Bob’s Burgers: Linda opens a raccoon restaurant. Season finale. 8 p.m., Fox

NCIS: Los Angeles: Deeks is kidnapped by an associate in the season finale. 8 p.m., CBS

NCIS: New Orleans: Pride must find out who attacked Jimmy and Connor in the series finale. 9 p.m., CBS

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Constance Wu, Andrew Rannells, Lord Huron

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Shark Tank
(new)
20/20
CBS The Dick Van Dyke Show – Now in Living Color!
(new)
Magnum P.I.
(repeat)
Blue Bloods
(repeat)
CW Charmed
(new)
Dynasty
(new)
Local
FOX Friday Night Smackdown Local
NBC The Blacklist
(new)
Dateline


SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC NBA Playoffs
(live)
News/Local
CBS NCIS: Los Angeles
(repeat)
NCIS: New Orleans
(repeat)
48 Hours News/Local
FOX MLB Baseball
(live)
News/Local
NBC Stanley Cup Playoffs
(live)
News/
Local
Saturday Night Live
(Anya Taylor-Joy & Lil Nas X)


SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(new)
American Idol
(new)
CBS 60 Minutes NCIS: Los Angeles
(new)
NCIS: New Orleans
(new)
The CW Local DC’s Legends of Tomorrow
(new)
Big Trick Energy
(new)
Big Trick Energy
(new)
Local
FOX The Simp-sons
(repeat)
Bless the Harts
(repeat)
The Simp-sons
(new)
Duncanville
(new)
Bob’s Burgers
(new)
Duncanville
(new)
Local/News
NBC Ellen’s Game of Games
(new)
2021 Billboard Music Awards
(new)

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