Tag: turkey
A few Thanksgiving parade leftovers to nibble on
Happy Thanksgiving, you turkeys!
I regret to inform you that “Fancy Like Applebee’s” song is now a Grammy nominee.
You have officially survived 1,000 days of this shitshow, give yourself a round of applause.
But also, buckle your seat belt because it’s only getting worse.
Who can’t wait to watch ‘Watchmen’? (~raises hand~)
