Welcome to Monday. I regret to inform you, everything remains terrible.

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Put on your Tron outfits and gather the K-popstars, we’ve got an Olympics to shut down.

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In which all of my Ice Capades dreams finally come true

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Are the Olympics over yet? WELL, WHY THE HELL NOT?

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In which cross-country skiing becomes infinitely more interesting than downhill skiing. I’m just as surprised as you are.

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Qualifiers, K-Poppers and Nary A Medal In Sight

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Why didn’t you tell me short track speed skating is the most exciting sport in the Olympics?

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In which Nathan Chen breaks my fucking heart.

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Adam Rippon was so sassy with the judges and now I am dead.

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Hey, you know what is actually pretty boring? Downhill skiing is actually pretty boring.

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