Steve Martin will not be your Tim Walz

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I don’t want to talk about it.

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Hope you weren’t too excited about that ‘Modern Family’ ‘reunion’

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Former President Shitler is out here calling for a “unified Reich” under his presidency but some people refuse to take him seriously which is the reason I am screaming today.

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President Biden and Former President Lyin’ have agreed to debate.

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As Former President Individual One begins his criminal trial, I find myself developing a new respect for ~checks notes~ Reacher?

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Boy, that P. Diddy lawsuit … weird, right?

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President Alternative Facts lies his way through his last ever political debate

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President Snowflake released the ’60 Minutes’ interview he stormed out of and he actually thinks it makes him look good

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A mini-Seinfeld reunion will raise money for Texas Democrats: yadda yadda yee-haw!

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